There are always lists of the most attractive people in the world: People's Most Beautiful (Go Beyonce!) and many more. So, after the announcement of Beyonce and the list of FHM's Sexiest Women, the most obvious list to follow should be... the sexiest convicted felons, right? That's what Ranker.co…

Do you ever wish bad things on people you're supposed to care about? On other people at all? I find myself frequently not only despising my father but also hoping that his punishment for the laws he broke (I can't discuss the legal situation in detail here for a while, sorry) is jail, that his over…

Someone was addressed as “Nick” [real name] Someone said, “Jennifer broke up with Brad” Someone corrected someone as saying, “My name is Carl, not Joey” [assumed names, alluding to mob-boss figures] The party scenario had them tripping on mushrooms (other n…

Salem the dog has been arrested for organ trafficking. Police in Boulder, Co. intend to bring indictments against him for a series of crimes amounting to a "trail of corruption." Our hearts go out to this misunderstood dog whose only crime was being too affectionate. "The doggie was videotaped ext…

I am arguing with a few people about the whole George Zimmerman shooting Trayvon Martin story, them in defense of Zimmerman and me that he is at fault. This is my last comment (so far) and I think it more or less sums it up: Let me ask you a question. Lets say you're in a semi-public area talkin…