Whore. I can read the word on my mother's lips as we stood in the checkout line behind this 17-year old tart showing slightly more skin than your average Brazilian waxer sees "down there" before lunchtime. The nerve! Clearly this young temptress shook her fist (and possible her nipples) at society b…

I am someone who is really awkward and clumsy. I have no shame and am completely open about things, so it's hard to get me embarrassed. If you're friends with me, you've seen me fall flat on my face numerous times, you know every awkward detail of my sex life, you know all my bizarre thoughts; basi…

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Pee My Pants. Based on true events. Yeah, I know, it's kinda sad. It's amazing where all the places people find to go to the bathroom. And I'd hate to be one that gets locked out of their own home. In the life of fail, there's "extremely embarrassing" and then there's "Cakalusa embarrassing." Today…

I never used to consider myself a very accident prone person. Sure, I walk into walls on occasion and trip sometimes, but the results were nothing more serious than a few random bruises here and there.Then came the summer I slipped and tweaked my knee.