My husband told me the other day, "Don't rush me". I just nodded my head. Sure thing, honey. Then today, he was a shining example. "So, are we all going shopping in our PJ's?". I quickly got up, found some pants and a shirt and brushed my unwashed hair. Brianna had dumped all her dirty clothes on t…
The first time I ever went on a date with Danny, I knew it would be our last. I was 19, and home for the summer after my first year away at college. During a short trip home that spring, I met a guy on the street who asked for my number. I told him that I lived in NYC now, but that I would be hom…
My friend has lots of friends. Well, she got pregnant and like most people, had a baby shower. She and her mom planned it. Her mom paid for it. They decided to have the shower at Pizza Hut. Her mom spent lots of money on this shower. They got table cloths, cake, decorations, items to use as prizes,…
Predictably, the damp panties of a 15-year-old girl watching a Twilight marathon on a Friday night are generally seen as more desirable than those worn by a 5-year old girl who "had an accident" on the playground. Almost everyday. I know this because Tyler Durden knows this. According to my paperboy…
Whore. I can read the word on my mother's lips as we stood in the checkout line behind this 17-year old tart showing slightly more skin than your average Brazilian waxer sees "down there" before lunchtime. The nerve! Clearly this young temptress shook her fist (and possible her nipples) at society b…
I am someone who is really awkward and clumsy. I have no shame and am completely open about things, so it's hard to get me embarrassed. If you're friends with me, you've seen me fall flat on my face numerous times, you know every awkward detail of my sex life, you know all my bizarre thoughts; basi…
Hey Lovelies! We want to know: do you blush when you have to pick up any of these things at a store (where you can't scoot through self-checkout)? Which of the following are you embarrassed to buy at a store? Tampons or pads Condoms "Feminine itch" medication Lubricants A pregnancy test La…
I've collected so much music over the years, I can't be bothered to reorganize my iTunes library by making playlists and deleting old songs. I figure that no one will ever look through my iTunes, so it doesn't matter, but it's definitely a little embarrassing when the shuffle selects one of these t…
