Sorry i can't attend yours. But i will see you when you get here.ps: i'm too bored... I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!

"Why so serious?" "Live without regrets." "Put a smile on that face." "Let me out, let me out, I'm claustrophobic!" Though since I want to be cremated, maybe this would be more appropriate: "Achoo! I'm allergic to mysel...

If you were born a member of the opposite gender, how different do you think your life would be?I seriously doubt I’d be in Japan, and I’d have missed marrying the most beautiful woman in the world, my wife Reina Jihye.&...

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Here lies Granny Liberal Bitch. She didn't always succeed, but at least she always tried!    I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!

He has as yet unrealized high aspirations    I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!

i would like pepperoni and cheese on my tombstone    I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!

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