I remember walking up to my mom before school one year, and saying,"Mom I can't go to school today. I'm dying."Not hard to guess how this turned out. ._.Wanna Answer? CLICK!

   I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!umm... my worst? hmm.. my lies always works so i don't think i have any...i think my worst lie is when i was playing computer game and my ...

with the swine flu problem going around, i used it as an excuse from both school and work. every other week    I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!

For Christ's sake stick it up your ass.    I just answered this Featured Question; you can answer it too!

I lied saying i did all 31 of my vocab. but only did 3. Then I lied about my math saying i completed it in class. But the thing that made this the worst is that I had a parent teacher confrence this morning! And let me tell u it was not very good lol. ...

 Most of them are sick related, but my most recent ones are more like "Nobody woke me up!" I broke all my alarm clocks, I can't stand to wake up to that anoying sound! I end up just reaching out my arm and...