Blogs Tagged With glamor options | rated: b

  • lookie what i found

    oh my goodness la so glamorous right me with my chris martin inspired masking tape round my fingers. now i understand why yuko always calls me nobita. or retarded. its a wonder how draki can still say he loves me after all this HAHAH. p.s. help, my diarrhea isn't going away.. its been 2 days :'…

  • Teaching 5 Year Olds About AIDS

    Yesterday I got a letter that was sent home from the principal of Little Miss Spice’s school.In the letter, it informed me that they were planning to teach my child about the HIV/AIDS virus.In it, it said :“Dear Parent: Your child’s teacher will teach your child about the HIV/AIDS Virus this wee…

  • Who Takes Care Of Mommy?

    All moms have taken care of sick babies at some point. If your kids are like mine, you will start to think they get sick on purpose just to make you life a little more chaotic.Then there’s the hubbies. Ya know, the ones who claim to be bigger, stronger, and faster. Just wait till their tummies are…

  • Hold The Lipstick – For 15 Years!

    Little Miss Sugar Loves all things girly. Pink tutus, nail polish, and apparently bright red lipstick.Yesterday, while she was supposed to be enjoying 30 minutes of “Swiper No Swiping” on Dora, she came out of my room with bright red lipstick covering a good percentage of her little face. I was stir…

  • The Joys Of Grocery Shoppping

    I just got home from grocery shopping, and let me tell you:I….AM….POOPED!When did this become so exhausting?I’ll tell you when…..WHEN WE MOVED TO NEW YORK CITY!Everything about grocery shopping was fun to me before we lived here. Call me odd, but I love to shop – even if it’s for food. I love the ca…

  • What Do You Do When Your Kid Hates School?

    What do you do when your kindergartner hates going to school?That’s the problem I am in currently.Last year when Little Miss Spice was in Pre-K, she came home so enthused about her day. She couldn't even wait till we got home to tell me all about it. What she learned, what she drew, and about her st…

  • Smokeless Cigarettes…

    ….No butts about it. Today, while shopping on the military base, my husband and I noticed a man smoking a cigarette… indoors. After taking a second glance, my husband told me it was a new cigarette called the “Smokeless Cigarette”. You’ve got to be kidding me!Once I…

  • Unspoken Rules Of Marriage

    1.) Hubby takes out the trash…unless he is critically injured. 2.) Keep your eyes on your spouse at dinner- even if the waiter has a great ass, or the waitress is showing more flesh than necessary. 3.) The woman mostly Always wins the argument. (Its either let her win, or she will make you suffer.…

  • Reality Show Madness

    Post from Glamorous Insanity If you don’t know what a Reality Show is in this decade, you have been living underneath a rock. A huge rock.When I saw my first reality show I was a bit annoyed. One because I didn’t know why anyone would want to watch real events in peoples lives for fun. And two, beca…

  • Holding Duckie Hostage

    Post from Glamorous Insanity Dora the Duckie here is Little Miss Sugar’s favorite toy. She has had it since birth, and likes to play with her pretty often. She sometimes even brings Dora to the table to have lunch with her while “they” watch cartoons.Yesterday when the living room floor looked like…