Blogs Tagged With grocery-store options | rated: b

  • Children

    Under all the societal graces we've acquired by age, experience, and eventual maturation, we are still children. Under the heart of things, is the child trying to get his/her way, refusing to be happy, and throwing tantrums in the proverbial grocery store of our lives. We beg, whine, throw tantrum…

  • I Don't Like Small Talk

    To me, small talk is one of those small crimes that somehow everyone manages to commit. I admit--I do it, too. Maybe you're just in one of those awkward situations at the airport, the grocery store, the hair salon...but I cannot stand the fake tone I always sense with small talk, even if they're not…

  • YOUR CASHIER TODAY WAS JESUS

    (Click the photo to see a larger, clearer version) I couldn't resist sharing this! Jesus is my Savior and Lord. But apparently, last night he was simply my cashier. Now wouldn't THAT be amazing? "OMG I saw Jesus last night!" "Where?!?" "At the grocery store!" "Wha... what was he doing??…

  • Looking like a granny at the grocery store

    I am loving my new sustainable grocery bag. I live on my own and don't own a car, so grocery shopping for fresh produce can be a real pain. I bought a bag that acts as a cart with wheels: And it folds up nicely to make a hand bag: When I'm walking home with a cart full of groceries, do I feel like…

  • Tips on Surviving the Grocery Store

    After working at a grocery store for about a year, I think Xanga should hear a testimony from someone who works at a grocery store and stress the trials and tribulations we face everyday at work. Horrible costumers who get angry easily, or just spontaniously for no good reason. Kids who run aroun…

  • I don't think grocery stores like me...

    I've been working on my second Youtube video, but there have been minor drawbacks. I originally wanted to film in a grocery store, but when I asked the store manager at my local grocery store, he said "No."Not "no, sorry I can't help you!" But just a plain blunt "NO."I can understand that he probabl…

  • 5 Things My Job Has Taught Me About America's Eating Habits

    I've worked at a grocery store for about a year as a cashier. It's a busy store and many, many people go through my line every time I work. Among many other (surprising) things I have learned, this job has also given me valuable insight as to why America is fat. Here are five things that I can con…

  • June 9, 2010

    I had two sons. One was named Jonathan, and I had fathered him with Alex Vogt-Woodin. The other was Rylee Dulaney, who I had fathered with Aerica Van Dorn, except I think sometimes Rylee would switch to not being Rylee. In my dream history, I had also had sex with a third woman, who I'm pretty su…

  • Fat Moms

    Have you ever gone into grocery stores and seen a mother who is fat? I am sure you have. What disgusts me is when the mother has fat children too. I can't really get disgusted by fatties anymore, there are way too f***g many of them. I saw a woman who was 200+ pounds in the grocery store earlier,…

  • Please Trash After U Eat! The…

    Please Trash After U Eat! There were a lot of other titles I thought of for today’s post, but I decided to go with something humorous. This sign was posted over the buffet in an Indian restaurant I visited briefly today. I got up at the usual time, but instead of lolling about and packing or making…