TOTUS (Teleprompter of the United States) really deserves a lifetime achievement award for its Best Supporting Actor role. In the immortal words of the Master Thespian "Acting--Genius!" "No Thank You!"

An Interview with Darrick Patrick (by Daniel Ryan)Darrick Patrick is a professional human being. Known for breathing air and having the ability to process oxygen, he can be found converting levels of energy to sustain his existence. He also is the creator of the Digested Puddle project, a film excur…

Once upon a time, my friend and I loved computers and typing. We even liked Microsoft's Assistants-you may recognize one of them as Clippit, who would always pop up and ask if you needed help writing a letter. But little do many people know: they wouldn't just stick to letters: sometimes they'd appe…

EYE CANDY Many of you have wondered, I am sure, what it’s like to be a sex symbol at my age. Well, it’s damn stressful and at times a curse! Anytime I go out in public I’m inundated with covert stares and lascivious innuendos! Imagine, if you can…..going to the grocery…

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