So far today I have... *Opened the coffee can to brew a pot, and couldn't find the plastic spoon I keep in it. I'd just washed dishes and thought "must've washed it, too". Took one out of the rack, and as I shoved it into the coffee I found the original one hiding in the grounds. "Ah! There it…

I've just got up, and as usual gone to check my emails before doing anything else. I had a notification for a message sent to me on Facebook by my long-time friend from 360, Phil, after a comment I left on his page yesterday. What a brilliant way to start the day! .... Subject: Farmville Sham…

Truer Words Were Never Spoken... I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs long enough. ~ Clarie Sargent , Arizona senatorial candidate~ The problem with political jokes is they get elected. ~Henry Cate, VII~ We hang the petty thieves and app…

True Reports from British life! BRITISH NEWSPAPERS Commenting on a complaint from a Mr. Arthur Purdey about a large gas bill, a spokesman for North West Gas said, 'We agree it was rather high for the time of year. It's possible Mr. Purdey has been charged for the gas used up during the explos…

A man and a woman were sitting beside each other in the first class section of an airplane. The woman sneezed, took out a tissue, gently wiped her nose, and then visibly shuddered for ten to fifteen seconds. The man went back to his reading. A few minutes later, the woman sneezed aga…