A friend Emailed this to me, it was in her paper ( I live near Fresno, if you are wondering) Laughed my ass off!!FRESNO , CALIFORNIA DIARY:  May 30th:   Just moved to Fresno . Now this is a city that knows...

A man walks into a psychiatrist's office wearing only underwear made of Glad Wrap.The psychiatrist says, 'Well...I can clearly see your nuts.'

i get lots of jokes in my e-mail, which aren't suitable for print, but still hysterically funny...i have a few readers who may faint after some of the ones i choose to add, but believe me, it could be worse...sometimes, ...

roses are red,violets are blue,sugar is sweetand so are you.but the roses are wilting,the violets are dead,the sugar bowl's emptyand so is your head!another one of my fave-est sms jokes! lol

I don't think I'm qualified for this one. haha

                              FOXY LADY A woman and a man are involved...

I have limited internet access (thank you, Microsoft), so until I find a patch I won't be around much.  Not that I've been around much anyway, other than a little lurking.  I've simply run out of words, al...

i would not recommend that you do this yourself...i'll save you a seat by the fire...he he he...and now, a little "vandal engineering"... have a great afternoon, kiddies...peace...animal

Liberty City Police DepartmentCase Narrative2008-5782Officer Schmoe ReportingNarrative:On 07-10-08, at approximately 1300 hours, I was on routine motor patrol around Meadows Park, located in the Broker Division, Liberty ...

I'm on a quasi-vacation this week for a break before starting a new job, so I'm finally experiencing daytime NoHo. As much as I love living in the North Hollywood arts district, it's occasionally kind of homelessy. It's ...