• Chase Away the Negativity

    I woke up very late today. It's not like I had somewhere to go, and apparently I needed the sleep, but I woke up around 4pm (central time). I guess that's what happens when you stay up way too late. Anyway, I let my dog out, and eventually felt the need to meditate. I did not go to bed on a positive…
  • Turn That Frown Upside Down In Just 13 Easy Steps

    Phew! I don't know about y'all, but I had a serious case of the Mondays' today. I tried my best to wake up with a positive attitude, but that quickly went down the drain when my dog decided to go number one and two on the floor while I was getting ready for work. Cleaning that whole mess up made…
  • I'm Still a Believer

    There are only a few times in my life where I recall remembering exactly where I was when hearing a big news story. My elders have always told me that these moments for them have consisted of Pearl Harbor and the JFK Assassination. The first time I experienced this was during the attacks of Septem…
  • Up and Up: Count Your Blessings

    Although I typically do most of my whining here, there have been some positive developments lately that are worth sharing. They're not big by individually; but taken together, they have a very positive effect. 1. I was successful in finding a roommate. So far, things seem to be going well. He's not…
  • The Woo is the Same

    Woo, it has to be one of the more frustrating things as an autism advocate. Woo comes in all shapes and sizes and can pop out in the most unlikely places. At the park, a stranger offers you a handful of woo. Family gatherings come with a heaping side serve of woo. Parent teacher interviews slip the…
  • Secret Valentine Project

    * This is just as relevant today as it was two years ago when this picture was taken :P haha Anyone remember a while ago when someone (can't remember who, and I know it's been done at least twice) hosted a Christmas card swap? Well, I'm going to do the same for Valentine's Day! Let's spread some…
  • US States Sex Positions (NSFW)

    WARNING: They may be offensive, depending on your views and/or regional stereotypes. I don't know when Durex made these pictures, but here they are in alphabetical state order... (If the album is down, you can find the pictures in this link here or on their Facebook Page... must be logged in) Wa…
  • 5 Reasons Breaking Up Isn’t All That Bad

    Embarrassing, but true, breaking up is something I’ve become a bit of an expert with. Maybe that makes it seem like I have some kind of problem, but I truly believe the reason I experience so much relationship failure comes down to two very important things: I am a passionate person who isn&…
  • Fun Specifics

    Never thought there was such a position. I thought this type of things are done by machines. Blade Packaging Utility - Kansas City, MO SPECIFIC JOB DUTIES WILL INCLUDE:Verify packaging type Package blades Demonstrate proper label placement and forming/closing/taping of shippers. Process scrap.…
  • Mother: Jonathan, could you co…

    Mother: Jonathan, could you come here, please? Me: Yes'm? Mother: Did you know that your brother is having sex? Me: Uhh…what? Mother: Did…you know…that…your brother…is having sex? Me: So…you found the condom in his wallet*, huh? Mother: So you knew‽ Me: Well…