I get a big kick out of my dreams. Especially the crazy, indecipherable ones. It's a big change from back over the summer when my brain was trying to sort out the fast-food procedures in my slumber, and I wound up settin...

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I'm reading dirty jokes. Highly intelligent fare. "Alright you bitches and bastards, put your dicks and titties in the closet, my dad is upstairs wiping the shit off his face, and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the tu...

For those who really know me, they know that this week is my birthday.  I remember when birthdays used to be something that you couldnt wait for, now its just another day to go "meh" at.  I did however take off...

okay, maybe it's not epic proportions. but it's pretty darn tasty!   +  +    +  = a cold glass of chocolate milk that accompanies peanut butter and a banana. tasty! _____________...