Blogs Tagged With satire options | rated: b

  • The Aryan Man Can (A Musical).

    I decided to make a nazi version of the willy wonka song (don't ask why, lol). Bear with me it's hilarious. Oh, and I didn't even have to change the last verse : ) Sing it in tempo as you go seriously. Who can take a rainbow, sprinkle it with jews cover it in mustard with a canister or t…

  • That’s Greasy « GiGi Eats Celebrities

    Want a body like... Paris Hilton, Kate Upton, Padma or Audrina Partridge? Well read more on how you can do just that! http://gigieatscelebrities.com/2012/02/09/thats-greasy/

  • CATS IN THE CUBICLES, No Silver Spoon

    As more members of the large cat families enter the work force, they find that their independent and violent ways are unsuitable for today's modern work environment. "They sleep all day, their breath is atrocious, and they growl and grumble whenever you ask them to do anything." So says Norbert Klai…

  • THE BATMAN OF GOTHAM

    Cast of characters: Bruce of Wayne ManorAlfred, his butlerThe fair maidenSheriff GordonMayor Westfordchesterhampshire'ardie \ two ruffians'enry/ And assorted ruffians, brigands, n'er-do-wellsand others, whose revealing at this time wouldnegate the suspense due upon their subsequentappear…

  • UNDEAD PRESIDENTS

    January 12, 2014 Nation's 1st Vampire Pres Assesses 1st Year in Office " ....and faithfully discharge the duties of the office on which I am about to enter. So help me God". And with those words, a year ago today, America became the first nation to have a self-admitted Vampire as President. His…

  • Frank and Jobim doing the song…

    Frank and Jobim doing the song the right way THE ROMNEY SAMBA Tall and tan and dressed impeccably, the Senator (R-mass) Romney is talking and when he speaks each listener thinks, 'what an ass!' His health bill is like Obama's it only works when you cook the numbers But arms got twisted, the bil…

  • TGIF: And Here's A Satirical Holiday-Cheer Boosting Med Infomercial

    Your searing case of Holiday Spectrum Disorder with acute tinselitis -- or gloom during the holidays -- can easily be solved by Festivex. No, but really, this is just a commercial parody as a festive greeting from healthcare marketing firm closerlook. Please note the very important footnotes that…

  • May, 2011 ARNIE'S SONG

    I am either writing a musical, or doing my year-end review in poetic form, one per month. Or both....... Yah, you know I never did think My popularity would shrink For doing the maid on the sink My love for Maria did not run deep, Way down inside I think my soul sleeps It's a bummer trying to…

  • The toothbrush commercial I want to see

    I'm working on an advertising portfolio. Here's one of my more satirical ideas. I think it's better than anything I'm watching on tv now. Thoughts? Oral B. CEO Says the following with a straight and serious face for the whole time: Hi, I am __________, the CEO of Oral B. Oral B would like to issu…

  • Wall Street or Occupied, Try Next Stall

    ODE TO A WALL-STREET OCCUPIER* There's turmoil on Wall Street lots of people getting beat and that's just the fights about who gets to hold the signs And the ones who spur you on wear suits made in Hong Kong and watch you scream and bleed on their suite's wideass-screen Samsung When they tell you to…