In 2004, after my son was born, I remember watching Oprah one afternoon, while nursing. It was a show on signs of molestation. I couldn’t have predicted just how overwhelmingly protective of my child I would feel before I actually held him in my arms. And so I sat breathless, watching Oprah an…
Gyro was no ordinary Nebulon. Nebulons, known to many in the Imperium as “Space Smurfs” for reasons long forgotten, were the child-like blue people who inhabited deep space in their living starships. Many thought the blue skin, yellow hair, and red apple cheeks showed evidence they w…
This was actually the title of an article on the front page of the Yahoo homepage the other day, so cue Statler and Waldorf in the muppet show balcony!: Statler: "I just saw a headline on the Yahoo news site that read: "Obama: 'Our nation is in debt' to Boston." Waldorf: "Well t…
I was watching a show on the paranormal last night when a thought occurred to me; if, when I was a little kid one of my snowmen came to life like in Frosty the snowman, I probably would have ran like h£ll! I fact I think this is not dissimilar as to how I would react: Hey Abbott
We had a meeting at work today. The sales director mentioned something about the painting process that dealt with grams, then he looked out at us and jokingly said "I know some of you know about grams!" (Drug reference) At the end of the meeting he asked 'Any questions?' I was so tempted to raise my…
Her's a silly fish-eye photo of me one of my kids took the other day. My kids are great. They help me remember to not take myself too seriously. They help me to keep my perspective young. I am doing such a good job that my wife seems to want me to grow up. This brings me to one of my fa…
Well we're freezing are asses off and we're under a winter storm watch until 7 am tomorrow. Every school in the area, including the college, is closed today. We didn't get much snow here, not even an inch. But S.O. got quite a bit at their house, 4-5 inches, I'm assuming from the picture I got this…
Okay, so they're not really underwear models, but they totally could be. Really. The dim lighting, the tight briefs, the chiseled chests...yep, totally the tell-tale signs of an underwear ad. So if you've ever wondered what Hercules or Aladdin looked in their undies, then prepare yourself, because…
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