• Something Original

    Lucky Little Thirteen You creep in unwarranted, unwanted-- like every other cynical symbol in my life, causing me strife; bleeding me with your trusty little steak knife. Or maybe that was me gouging out my eyes with a rusty spoon; but we can’t forget the nights I slept with a screwdriver under m…
  • Blood in the Snow

    Originally written 12/27/10I haven't been on a computer in the last four days because my dad bought me a new desktop for christmas, of which I used for a sum total of three hours before knocking it over and breaking the hard drive somehow. This is the first time since then that I've touched a comput…
  • Food and Drink: The Importance of Resting Meat

    This is a guest post from Just A Guy Thing. There's nothing better than taking your steak off of the grill or out of the pan, only to be able to cut it open while it's still hot and watch the juices run out, right? Actually, there is. If the juices are running out of the steak, onto the plate, then…
  • Happy Hour Deals, Kids Meals & Weird Stuff

    While half a billion Iowa eggs were being recalled, our mailbox filled with reader inquiries about drunken baboons, cannibals, happy hour deals and kid’s meals. Grateful to not be chasing the egg story, I determined to investigate their more esoteric concerns. Newly protected as endangered species…
  • Delicious Birthday Steak Dinner!

    I was treated to a WONDERFUL STEAK DINNER at The Old Homestead in Manhattan, New York's Oldest Steakhouse, since 1868! It is in the "meatpacking" district of Chelsea, which has gone from, in the 19 or so years I've lived here, a haven for transsexual teenage prostitutes, runaways, sex clubs,…
  • DJ Ginsu on Xanga.....

    I've been blessed with the friendship of one musical Samurai by the name of Ginsu, his music flows like an ocean's tied, giving other DJ's honorable deaths before they died. His musical sword cutting through a DJ's head to his/her floor board! If there is one thing I love more than a steak dinner it…
  • Happy Homemaker Monday 4.19.10

    On my bedside table: Nada, not much can fit on that stool, and I like it that way. :) On my tv: Oh my word, I am going to have to watch this while I'm really awake - I put this movie in as I was headed to bed and had all sorts of strange dreams last night... On tonight's menu: Chili &…
  • Steak Stroganoff Ingred…

    Steak Stroganoff Ingredients 12 ounce package egg noodles 1 1/2 pounds rib-eye steak, sliced into 1/2 inch strips House salt Freshly ground black peppers 2 tablespoons peanut oil 3 tablespoons unsalted butter 2 medium Vidalia onion (or other sweet onion) thinly sliced 16 ounces button…
  • Meatballs in red sauce with Fe…

    Meatballs in red sauce with Fettuccine rigate Ingredients For the sauce: 3 tablespoons extra virgin olive oil 7 cloves garlic: 4 whole, 3 minced 2 14.5 ounce cans fire-roasted crushed tomatoes 2 14.5 ounce cans fire-roasted diced…
  • Things Women Need To Know About Men

    (Source) As one of the guys, I think it's time to pay my dues to the couch. Ladies. Shut up and listen. If your SO farts, laugh. Why? Because it's funny. Do it. If you fall into the toilet, that's your own fault. Look before you pee.