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| get busy living or get busy dying could make a case for both when it comes to my last few weeks
friends, it really is all about the ups and downs
if you need inspiration - "everything will be okay in the end. if it's not okay, then it's not the end"
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| Being Real"Real isn't how you are made!" said the Kitty. "It's a thing that happens to you - when a child loves you for a long, long time, not just to play with, but really loves you - then you become Real."
"Does it hurt?" asked the Rabbit.
"Yes - that's why it doesn't happen to those who break easily, or have sharp edges, or who have to be very carefully handled. Generally, by the time you are Real - most of your hair has been loved off, and your eyes drop out and you get loose in the joints and very shabby. But these things don't matter at all, because once you are Real, you can't be ugly except to people who don't understand. When you are Real, you can take being hurt."
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| Quote Entirely Relevant to Life"Tis better to burp and taste it than fart and waste it"
Words of wisdom my friends
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| excerpt from LoS.com... hilariousHow to know if you’re a baller:
1. You don’t have a savings account, just a HUGE checking account
2. You make use of private air travel
3. You have outrageously expensive clothes, all of which were given to you for free
4. You’re dating a smoking hot babe
5. You’ve never heard of a mini-baller
How to know if you’re a mini-baller:
1. You choose to live paycheck to paycheck even though you have a
six figure salary. You have a 1% money market savings account with a
few thousand dollars, meanwhile you overdraft your checking account on
a regular basis.
2. You buy your flights on expedia but you don’t like to, you use miles
to upgrade to economy plus, you buy vodka tonics on the plane
3. You have outrageously expensive clothes, all of which you paid for
and most of which you buy because you saw a mini-baller the previous
night who was wearing that outfit and “getting it done”
4. You say “get it done” all the time. You’re not sure what this means,
but you know its important, and when you say it . . . you mean it.
5. You aren’t dating a smoking hot babe but you want to, so on saturday
nights you call your mediocre looking girl friends and ask them to help
you get into Marquee hoping you can meet a hot babe there. You look at
the liquor list and almost order Absolut, then you remember you’re here
to get it done and
so you pony up for the Goose. You always hit on the waitress and you
always tip her over and above her 20% grat, then usually you go home
with one of your mediocre friends. You like it, but you tell other
mini-ballers that you regret it.
6. You refer to yourself as a mini-baller, you tell other dudes that
you’re a mini-baller and suggest to them they start calling themself a
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| Quote Entirely Relevant to Life in general"For every complex problem there is an answer that's clear, simple, and wrong"
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