The whole deal that happened with Lindsay was her own damn fault.  A 911 call came in from the mother of Lindsay's ex personal assistant (she had quit hrs. before this incident).  The mother called the police telling them that Lindsay was chasing her in her SUV.  The police arrived to find Lohan and the mother in an argument at 1:30 am. in a parking lot.  They found coke in Lindsay's pocket at the police station while they were booking her.  She claims she doesn't do drugs and the coke wasn't hers.  *laugh*.  I always go around carrying coke for other people, don't you?  What an idiot.  Geesh.  She couldn't come up with something better than that. Oh nevermind, I know what happened.  The Coke Fairy came down and planted to powder in her pocket.  Silly me!  Gosh, that's what always happens.  Wonder how the alcohol got in her system?  Did a friend drink it and it seeped into Lindsay's system by accident?  OH OH OH, I know.  Someone spilled 4 martinis on the alcohol-detecting ankle bracelet and that's how she got drunk.  Darn her bad luck.  So now she's facing felony coke possession charges, DUI and driving on a suspended license.  I must say her mug shot wasn't bad though.  She looked good.  Atleast she's back in rehab as of last night.  We know how well rehab has worked for her the last 3 times.  I'm certain this time will work just as well.  Promises.  HHumph....promise what???  That you'll be more fucked up coming out of the place than you were when you went it. 

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