Xanga Weekly Tarotscopes!!!!

....will return.

This Sunday.

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Alrighty there guys and dolls!!! There is no theme this week, kids. No card wanted to jump out and say hello, but that's ok. Your Prairie Mystic is still switched on and still cool. For those of you up in the Great White North with me, happy Canada Day Weekend!!!! Even though Canada Day is July 1st and that's a Tuesday, I'm sure that you'll be whooping it up this weekend.....and Monday.....by Wednesday y'all will be dragging your butts into work.

Aries: A brand new lifestyle presents itself this week my fiery friend!!! The time to shift direction is now. So add more fibre, eat more greens, or turn right instead of left at the intersection and see where it takes you. This could represent a complete shift in your worldview. See, I always knew I'd see you in PVC sooner or later.

Taurus: The Chariot. Get on your bike and ride!!! The open road presents itself, and as long as you've got no pressing responsibilities, I see no reason why you shouldn't saddle up and take the scenic route for a few days.

Gemini: Three of Cups. A relationship is working for you, and you are wallowing in the sheer joy of it all. Haul out the hot tub, throw another steak on the grill, and make the healths go round and round this week, Gemini!!! Oh, and you're buying, right?

Cancer: Page of Swords. You are deciding to take a risk that until now, you've managed to carefully avoid. Take the plunge and don't hold back, my little crabcake. If it's important, it needs to be done.

Leo: Figure out what you want to say, and then stand in front of the bathroom mirror and say it over and over again until you've figured out how to say it best. To avoid upset this week, measure your words carefully because not everyone's skin is as thick as yours.

Virgo: Six of Pentacles. Your sense of security is a little better this week. Whether its weathering a health scare or implementing a new fitness regime that took getting used to, things are more settled for you in the days to come. You have the routine that you crave so dearly.

Libra: The World. It's all there for the taking, Libra!!! Like apples on the tree, you just have to reach out and pick the opportunity that suits you best. Enjoy!!!

Scorpio: You're trading in your tired, old diatribe for a new and innovative dictatorial rant. Good for you!!! Whether it's the end of an actual or proverbial training period, you are currently ending something that no longer suits your sensibilities. Time to seize the moment, get your closure, and begin a new cycle.

Sagittarius: Things aren't go so smoothly for you Sagittarius. Did you shoot yourself in the foot with one of your arrows again? Oh, someone else perhaps? Maybe you should just go sit in the corner for a few days and just not touch anything. We'll tell you when it's safe to come out.

Capricorn: The Star. The support you require for your bid to take over the world comes through, in just the nick of time!!! Whether it's money, stuff, or an actual hand from a neighbor when you're going to drop the grocery bag that's tucked under your armpit, you'll get what you need from the universe this week.

Aquarius: The Wheel of Fortune. Whether you've been lighting candles and begging the saints, or dotting the i's and crossing the t's, know that the energy has been sent out. For now, forget about what it is that you are trying to accomplish and just let the universe work it's magic.

Pisces: Five of Wands. A small crisis looms this week, little fishcake!!! Lots of changes are sending you off in lots of different directions like a spinning top on overdrive. Find a spare minute, sit down, and make a list of priorities. Rather than become overwhelmed or start musterbating, only focus on the absolute most important things this week. Everything else can wait.

Sorry guys. Donar and Taranis got together yesterday for a kegger in the sky over my house. The light show was amazing, and I am glad that I shut the computer down when I heard the first rumble because we ended up losing power. Somewhere around 4am we got it back.

This week's reading has a theme, cool cats!! The King of Wands took the great leap out of the deck this week. Kings tend to show up when you are ending a cycle and releasing the events of the past. You've gone as far as you can with something, it no longer works for you, so letting go is the logical conclusion. When the King of Wands shows up you may be experiencing a bit of a personality crisis. You've gone as far as you can go being Bob, and now it's time to become Robert, Rob, or maybe even Bert. Under the influence of this king, your growing pains are public, affecting not only you but those around you as well. In some cases, they can have far-reaching effects on the greater community.

Aries: 2 of Pentacles. Say yes to new opportunities this week regarding your physical being, Aries. Open yourself to new possibilities that allow you to show a whole new face to the public. What does that mean Aries? It means that you're getting old and just maybe, you have British teeth. Get some work done, quickly.

Taurus: 5 of Swords. The time has come to rethink your present philosophy of life. Chances are, you've either been told, or you're about to receive a slice of humble pie bearing your name and a sparkler. The time to make those necessary changes is now. Apologies may be in order, whether you are giving or receiving. Get it out of the way, make your peace, and move on.

Gemini: 6 of Pentacles. The storm has past and your issues, particularly those concerning money, are more stable right now. You aren't living large but at least you're not afraid to answer the phone when you don't recognize the number. People are seeing a newer, more restrained you these days, and word on the street is that they like it. Just don't start Jonesin' for a new three-piece suit because then we won't recognize you at all!!!

Cancer: 10 of Cups. An emotional situation that feels safe and sound because it is familiar, could become a strangling jungle of vines there, Crabby. In your heart you know that you need to make a choice, once and for all, about this because although it won't get any worse, it also won't get any better. Hesitating makes it harder on everyone concerned, so stop allowing your emotions to sucker you into something that is hindering you. Listen up you mama's boy, shit or get off the pot, but do something!!!

Leo: King of Cups. Old habits die hard, Leo, but die they must. It is time for a complete overhaul of your emotional purse and shoe collection. It could mean the end of a relationship of some weight, but once it's done you'll feel so much better for having rid yourself of the unecessary clutter. Perhaps consider throwing a Dead Shoe Party for all the accessories that you are tossing out the door, thus making the statement to everyone in the tri-county area that you are changed lion.

Virgo: 5 of Wands. Some competition may force a bit of an identity crisis for you Virgo. You've invested a considerable amount of time and energy into forming this particular facet of yourself to the point that you may have become an extension of it. If you end up having to go play in another sand box, know that we'll always be there to helpfully leave our toys lying around for you to pick up and put away:)

Libra: Wheel of Fortune. Something has been set off, Libra!!! Events are rolling to their natural close, but you hesitate to allow that to happen. Instead of fighting the inevitable, take a look within and think about what this situation did for you in relation to your hesitation. You will always be needed somewhere, perhaps just not this-where anymore. Get it? I knew you would.

Scorpio: Temperance. You mixed, you stirred, you measured carefully. You made a list and checked it twice. Your spies told you who was naughty and nice. Now the time is right to unleash Frankenstein's Monster....oooops, I meant - a brand new you (hopefully without the mullet) to your adoring public.

Sagittarius: 2 of Swords. You know the answer to the question, the solution to the problem, the right way to say something - yet you stop short of doing it. How absolutely not like you, Sagittarius!! Surely you have a story to go along with this? I don't know why you're worried about offending anyone now, you never worried before. Just say it, get it over with, and carry on. The truth is never as bad as what we imagine it to be and those around you will be relieved to hear what you have to say.

Capricorn: Hierophant. You've kept the same social, spiritual, and philosophical ties for centuries it seems, and now it's time to let them go. In your hardwood heart, you know this is the right thing to do and it carries no sadness for you. Just remember that we've watched you take your tea at exactly 4.15pm every day, Monday to Friday, while compiling personnel reports, for the last 87 years, so forgive us for falling over when you make the Folger's Switch.

Aquarius: The Empress. You are trying to protect someone who does not wish it. In fact, they are struggling to get the hell out of your well-intentioned iron grip. You are being overprotective and it is time to take a step back. As much as you love someone, sometimes the best way to show that is to let them fall on their arses. Then, you can always be there to say "I told you so", when they're putting ice on the bruises.

Pisces: 4 of Swords. The time to act on your ideals is now, little Fishcake. Don't hold off another second!!! You visualized it, constructed it in your daydreams over and over again, and now the moment of truth is near. Whether it's a shift in beliefs, lifestyle, or a new schedule of events, don't shy away from the attention, share your plans with the other signs. Although we're used to you wandering off and babbling to yourself, it would be nice to be included in things from time to time.