Ohhhh Canada, our Home and Taxing Land
for those who read this entire post, I will give you a cookie 
Canada is the only G8 country with billions in surplus. So what's the LOGICAL thing we do, ehhh? What else?! Raise taxes! cause we just love screwing ourselves over and over!
I wouldn't be complaining if were to see the money being used adequately in the community. But no, this is what I see: hospitals are overcrowded, appointments with doctors have a 1 month waiting list, roads are shitty & full of potholes, our waterpipe system is about to blow and the transit system is a joke.
What do we actually get for our taxes: "We're hiring more police officers and libraries will be open longer" montreal gazette.
What the Fuck. What do I care if the bloody library is open 24 hours.
more pOHHHlice? Canada is like THE safest country in the world. Why in the world do we need more donut-eating-arrogant-fools who play with their six fingers all day (yes. six fingers, wink wink) Who are the they gonna arrest? the only thing they are likely to catch is a damn cold.
shieet even our judicial system is a joke. Who's the most notorious female criminal in Canadian history?
Karla Homolka.
She tortured, raped, murdered and dismembered her own little sister, and two other teenage girls 12 years ago. Today at age 35, she is a free woman.
Not only is she free but she's living in Montreal!! bwahahaha that's so disgustingly funny to me. Mtl = Convictland
I can be shopping at the local supermarket and see Karla, as we both reach for the last carton of milk I just yank it from the bitch not knowingly she's waiting outside to slit my throat. lol man I'm watching too much dvds.
In any case, I think we need to enforce the law like they do in Texas. Juice up those electric chairs, hey, we have plenty of it here.
Meanwhile, all I see are people going on strike. transit workers, garbage men, saq workers, even teachers. I believe that's the only thing we're good at doing here; Rallying to go on strike. seriously it's gay
"We don't pay taxes, they TAKE taxes. You get your paycheck, bammm money gone. shiet that's not a payment that's a jackkkk"
Aside from the highest taxation in the industrialized world, our living expenses are incredibly high. Owning a car has never been more expensive. high gas price, parking fee hike and those DAMN insurance premiums.
But hell, I'm not giving up my car. . I'll get 3 jobs if I have to. There's no way I'm going in that smelly funky old transportation called metro.
It's so ghetto they use wood as their brakes. I'm not making this up. Have you noticed sometimes there's a strange smell in Montreal métro? Why?
"They are cast in brake shoes made of cherry wood coated with peanut oil, which produces the particular odor" STCUM
no wonder he's smiling... filthy rich nut, all pimp with his cane and hat. bitch
Nothing comforts me more knowing I'm going over 60km/h underground and the only thing stopping the train from hitting another is wood covered in peanut oil. ~rolls his eyes~
So all theses taxes and what do we actually get? I'm not sure... but this is what we do have: Strip clubs on every street corner downtown. ooooo weeeeeeeee this is what Montrealers call joy-de-vivre -> plastic jugged women on clear heels... Hellooo Silicone Valley
For those who actually read all my yak yak yaking I'm impressed. really I am.
ps. remember when I said I'll give you a cookie for reading this crap?... I lied  hAha
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