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Wednesday, October 31, 2007

  • Moh-Mullet =]

    MOHAWKS! Someone I know has a Mohawk and its pretty sweet. But he also has initals in the back of his head...so that throws off the awesome-ness of the mohawk! I mean if you have a Mohawk...YOU DONT NEED ANYTHING ELSE...same as a mullet. If you are BRAVE enough to have a dang Mullet...man...you go for it! WAIT...you could get like a moh-mullet...Mohawk and a Mullet! It says Im a rocker and I like to party too! It would be great if you're not a business man...so that there is no confusion with just having a mullet! MOH-MULLETS!! That would be mucho awesome!

    Lauren K

  • Jumping Flaming Chicken!

    I think everyone should learn the Chinese Fire Drill and actually do it! And the name should be changed in my opinion. I was in Panda Express the other day and my friends and I thought of the Jumping Flaming Chicken (because the Chinese Fire Drill is kinda mixed with human Frogger) and thought it should def. be the new name for that! And it doesnt count if the Driver stays in the car!  They have to get out too!!

Tuesday, October 30, 2007

  • Relationship ADVICE!

    Dear Readers,

    Im not saying that women are perfect...god knows thats a lie. But what i am saying is simply this...

    She doesn't want to hear that you think every female actress is a hottie...
    it gets old and it brings her self esteem down.

    You can tell her shes beautiful all you want but when she catches you glancing at that cute blonde in the convertible she starts to not believe you.

    When she says she loves you...dont say it back til you know and feel it in your heart as well...

    She gets lonely and needs space too...so dont just think its you.

    Shes only needy when you aren't giving her your all...if you put 100% into the relationship and she still asks for more than shes def. not right for you.

    Don't think shes stupid. She knows everything that goes on...and shes not blind...

    She def. doesn't want to hear that you'll be forever if you don't really mean it...shes looking for someone that will be with her forever.

    Sometimes its nice to find love again...to discover something new about one another...don't tell her everything about you at first...she'll eventually get bored.

    AND LADIES

    He doesnt want to hear about your ex-boyfriend.

    He doesnt want you to call him every ten seconds to see what hes up to.

    Have faith in him. Most guys arent what the movies make them to be...they arent perfect but they arent heartless either...learn to trust him.

    DONT make a big deal when he wants to be alone...its not that he doesnt love you its just that youre praly kinda getting on his nerves a little...BACK-OFF!

    Dont be so girly. Play video games with him every once in a while...hangout with HIS friends...learn how to throw a fball or shoot a basketball!

    Dont take everything seriously...when he jokes around...joke back. Dont ball up in a corner and cry because when you were eating your 3rd slice of pizza he called you a fatty and you only weigh 100 lbs! GET OVER IT! HE WAS PLAYING!!

    Listen to him. He usually knows what hes talking about. Funny thing about guys is...they dont like being wrong so even if you know he is....let him think hes right sometimes...its best he figures it out on his own sometimes.

    RELATIONSHIPS are hard to keep going sometimes but if you love eachother and youre meant to be it will work out. You just have to work at it! And agree to disagree and TALK ABOUT IT!


    -Lauren K!

  • Hi

    Readers,

    My name is Lauren K. My age doesnt really matter.

    I am known for adivce. I like to give Advice on all sorts of subjects so let me know what you want to talk about. Just give me a topic and/or a situation and I will let you know what to do or how to deal!

    Thank you for reading!

    LAUREN K!

     

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