joke of the day:

olivia: do you have a nickname?
jeff: yea..i hate it tho
olivia: what is it?
jeff: well, my parents just repeat the last word of my name
olivia: ... frey-frey? (jef-frey)
cynthia: (burst out laughing)
jeff: (burst out laughing)

*the last character of jeff's chinese name...not the last syllable of his english name

so much for senior ditch day...
everyone was there...

*blew bubbles from jeff's magic trick stuff

*learned a few tricks involving ..fingers..fake n fat ones

*failed the qualitative analysis practical...got all 5 (max) points taken off for manipulative skills......ai yoh~~

memories*

*淡水 biking

*riding the gangsta-looking cart thingie

*3 flat tires ..out of 6

*playing with the swings while waiting for the guy to come fix the bike and the cart

*clemens catching, playing, and killing crabs

*andy squirting water from his bottle on ppl

*me driving was..haha.... ..scaring jeff..almost crashed into andy.....n almost killed ray on the two-ppl bike 

*eating 小吃 stuff at 淡水..n others who can't appreciate taiwanese 小吃 ate at mcdonalds..

cool day^^~ 

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joke frm today:

olivia: i really want to do skydiving...but like..so how do you land?
jeff: with a parachute of course!
olivia: what..really??  with a parachute?
fred:.uh.well how else would you land?  you drop from the plane 10 000 feet off the ground, and then...
olivia: WHAT! that's skydiving?!?!?
jeff: ...
fred: ...
olivia: but but but..there's this other kind of flying thingie...
fred: handgliding?
jeff: there's a big difference between skydiving and handgliding..
olivia:.........o..yea..

haha. and all this time, ppl thot i wanted to do skydiving....i was actually talking about handgliding...but i guess i wun mind it either way..

senior banquet was wonderful !!! glad i went~

memories:

*getting a perfume *whisper* from crystal, thx!

*[fred getting a big plate of food, andy with one tiny brocoli in the middle of his plate]
andy: 800 is not about quantity, fred, it's about quality.

*atina's amazing performance *hero*

*eric- star of the night~

*standing around at the bus stop for about an hour not knowing where to go...

*secret santa!

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joke of year:

[After an intense moment during a card game]

Jeff: OMG! That was such a moment of non-breathing!!!

(translation: that was a breathless moment)

continue jokes of the year:

[After an intense moment during a card game]

Jeff: OMG! That was such a moment of non-breathing!!!

(translation: that was a breathless moment)

[Asking why Cynthia wants to be a doctor]

Olivia: Is it because…你覺得剖人很好玩嗎?

Mindy:…剖人?

Cynthia: 結剖吧…

Cynthia: 我要把我的精神散擴到世界各地!

Olivia: …不是擴散嗎?

Mindy:…

 

 

剖人 sounds cool tho haha.

 

 

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