How can you not like an album called 'Total Soul Rape'? It…

The Double Slits Experiment	If you go flying back through time, and you see someone else flying forward into the future, it's probably best to avoid eye contact.

About this Entry
Posted by: terse_depravity Original: 1/11/2006 7:44 PM Views: 1 Comments: 4 eProps: 6 Read Comments Post a Comment Back to Your Xanga Site

Who gave the eProps?
2 eProps from: LipstikSuckingDegenerate TheVanishingRadishOfDoom nothingtolosenothingtogain

Read or Post Comments

Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Currently Listening
Total Soul Rape
By Craft
see related

How can you not like an album called 'Total Soul Rape'? It was an impulse buy. Not a bad trip, I actually really like it, but then I think of all the other albums I am burning to possess...I wish I had that money back or something. Oh well.

It may not be apparent, but I meticulously rake through films/pages [web or otherwise] to find my favorite quotes, the ones I post ad nauseum. They all have some personal significance, meaning, hilarity, or quality that I find really striking. Usually. Probably. It's self-indulgence, yes, but that's what a blog is---self-fucking-indulgence! How reassuring.

I know nothing. I remember nothing. Those are half-truths...a state of being which oddly enough only futher supports my 'know nothing' and 'remember nothing' catch-all nets of doubt. So I did what any person would do. I loaded Full Metal Jacket into the DVD player, a sure-fire mind-fuck. Still a little dazed. As usual I'll get over it. Everyone does, and I'm no different.

----------------------------------------------------------------------

JOKER: Is that you, John Wayne? Is this me?

SGT. GUNNERY HARTMAN: Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy little communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker down here, who just signed his own death warrant? Nobody, huh?! The fairy fucking godmother said it! Out-fucking-standing! I will P.T. you all until you fucking puke! I'll P.T. you until your assholes are sucking buttermilk. Was it you, you scroungy little fuck, huh?!

COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!

HARTMAN: You little piece of shit! You look like a fucking worm! I'll bet it was you!

COWBOY: Sir, no, sir!

JOKER: Sir, I said it, sir!

HARTMAN: Well ... no shit. What have we got here, a fucking comedian? Private Joker? I admire your honesty. Hell, I like you. You can come over to my house and fuck my sister. You little scumbag! I've got your name! I've got your ass! You will not laugh! You will not cry! You will learn by the numbers. I will teach you. Now get up! Get on your feet! You had best unfuck yourself or I will unscrew your head and shit down your neck!

---------------------------------------------------------------------

SGT. GUNNERY HARTMAN: Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? [silence] None of you dumbasses knows? Private Cowboy!

COWBOY: Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin, Texas, sir!

HARTMAN: That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed twelve people from a twenty-eight-storey observation tower at the University of Texas from distances up to four hundred yards. Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? Private Snowball?

SNOWBALL: Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!

HARTMAN: That's right, and do you know how far away he was?

SNOWBALL: Sir, it was pretty far! From that book suppository building, sir!

HARTMAN: All right, knock it off! Two hundred and fifty feet! He was two hundred and fifty feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds and scored two hits, including a head shot! Do any of you people know where these individuals learned to shoot? Private Joker?

JOKER: Sir, in the Marines, sir!

HARTMAN: In the Marines! Outstanding! Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do! And before you ladies leave my island, you will be able to do the same thing!

Posted 1/11/2006 7:44 PM - 1 view - 4 comments

recommend
recs0
give stars
votes0
share
email
sent0

Give eProps or Post a Comment

4 Comments

Visit LipstikSuckingDegenerate's Xanga Site!

One of the best fucking movies ever.

Joker: All the whores here either have tuberculosis or they're VC. Make sure you only fuck the ones that cough.

Posted 1/12/2006 12:33 AM by LipstikSuckingDegenerate - reply

Visit TheVanishingRadishOfDoom's Xanga Site!

Superb film, but (depending on the lunar phase, time of night, and the amount caffeine in my blood) I think A Clockwork Orange was a wee bit better.

Dr. Strangelove was Kubrick at his finest. Only a heartless bastard wouldn't laugh at the nuke-mounting sequence.

Posted 1/14/2006 8:15 AM by TheVanishingRadishOfDoom - reply