This is amusing.

That tree has a boner.

Like what the heck!?

<STYLE type="text/css">
/*Lindseys Tree Boner*/
body {
background-color:FFFFFF;
background-image:url(http://www.nataliedee.com/boners/treeboner.jpg);
background-position:bottom left;
background-attachment:fixed;
background-repeat:no-repeat;
scrollbar-arrow-color: #548B54;
scrollbar-track-color: #548B54;
scrollbar-shadow-color: #000000;
scrollbar-face-color: #000000;
scrollbar-highlight-color: #000000;
scrollbar-darkshadow-color:black;
scrollbar-3dlight-color: #000000;
}
.left, .blogbody, table.footer, .standard, td, p {
/* edits main text */
font:normal 11px tahoma;
line-height:12px;
color:#FFFFFF;
letter-spacing:0px;
text-align:normal;
}
.left B, .blogbody b, .standard b, p b, strong {
/* edits bolded text in your entry */
font-weight: bold;
color:#8B4513;
}
table.footer TD {
/* this makes the footer at the bottom centered */
/* leave it alone unless you know what to do*/
text-align: center;
}
div.blogheader, .caption {
/* edits the dates */
font-family: Times;
text-transform: lowercase-uppercase;
background-color: 548B54;
font-size:22px;
font-weight: bold;
border:2px double #000000;
line-height: 20px;
letter-spacing: -2px;
color: #8B4513;
text-align: center;
padding: 3px;
width: 360px;
}
a:link, .footernav.link, a.footernav:link, a.footernav:active {
/* edits all links */
color:000000;
font:normal 12px tahoma;
line-height:11px;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:visited, a.footernav:visited, {
/* edits the links that the user has visited */
color: #000000;
font:normal 12px tahoma;
line-height:11px;
text-decoration: none;
}
a:hover {
/* edits when user mouseovers the links */
font:bold 12px tahoma;
line-height:12px;
text-decoration:lowercase;
cursor: ne-resize;
color:#8B4513;
border: 2px solid #000000;
backround-color: transparent;
letter-spacing:-1px;
}
input, select, textarea, iframe.htmleditor, .textfield, .button {
/* this edits the buttons, dropdowns, etc. */
border: 2px solid black;
font:normal 12px tahoma;
background-color:black;
letter-spacing:0px;
color: #548B54;
}
table.blogbody {
/* this edits the other the place where the blog is */
border: 2px solid #000000 ;
width: 360px;
background-color:548B54;
}
table.left {
/* this edits the menu module */
border: 2px solid #000000;
width: 190px;
background-color: #548B54;
}
table.left th {
/* on your menu module, this edits the title part of it */
/* like BLOGRINGS, POSTING CALENDAR, etc */
background-image: url();
background-color:transparent;
font:bold 16px tahoma;
text-transform:uppercase-lowercase;
text-align:center;
color:#548B54;
letter-spacing:-1px;
}
table.left TD {
/* on your menu module, this edits the body part of it */
font:12px tahoma;
color:#000000;
text-align:center;
border-top: 2px solid #000000;
width: 190px;
background-color:548B54;
}
table.search TD, table.search, table.announcements {
/* border of search bar (if you have it) */
background-color: transparent;
border: 0px solid #000000;
}
table.search TD, table.announcements TH {
/* this should be left alone */
/* unless you know what to do */
border: 0px solid #000000;
}
table.navigation, table.main, table.footer {
/* the width of your blog with modules */
width: 550px;
}
hr {
/* horizontal divider */
border: 4px solid white;
}
</style>
<script>
document.title=
"Text Here."
</script>
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