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Friday, June 13, 2008

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    "I Kissed a Girl" ...n i liked it! the taste of her cherry chapstick.
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    Friday the 13th

    p.s. pray for Iowa.

    p.p.s. my brother is in Germany.
    and Valentin is all over Europe.
    mostly Switzerland, but also Holland
    Germany? Italy? France? Austria?

     

    so.. i still have not bought my ticket yet...but..

    C'est mon Pere s'Anniversaire!

    Joyeux Anniversaire a Toi!

     

    i'm bored of cheap and cheerful. i want expensive sadness.

    hospital bills, parole. open doors to madness.

    ")

    22 DAYS 'til i'm in LOS ANGELES!

    hooray.

     

    i love you all so dearly.
    i hope you're having a  super summer.

    ciao. xo,
    dana johnson

Friday, June 02, 2006

Saturday, April 29, 2006

Monday, April 24, 2006

  • . R . A . i . N .

    wet is fun. running is fun.
    soaking is grand. when you're wearing a white shirt.

    dripping is good. drenched is good.
    curled hair is cool. when you're having fun in the rain.

    rain makes me gorgeous. rain makes me pretty.
    rain makes me beautiful. when it slides down my body.

    prancing is stupid. dancing is stupid.
    i am stupid. when i'm not with my love.

    risks are scary. pneumonia is scary.
    i'm not scared. to die for you.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

  • The Sweetness Story

    It all started a long time ago in a far place away but not too far. A galaxy that had people called the laffy taffians. They loved to party all night long. Yes these laffy taffians were the opposite of your average nerd human, you know the kind that sit on they’re ass all day eating some cheetos in front of the computer waiting to play halo dos. You know that includes you. Any ways with this damn story there was a righteous man by the name of Anthony some people called him Tony though. And there was a beautiful lady named Dana. she was a model on laffy taffy world. Every guy wished that they could at least meet her ONCE in they’re life times before they ATLEAST died. Well the kid always thought that he could meet her before any average laffy taffian could. So one day he grabbed a bowl of dirty’o’s cause that’s just what the people of laffy taffy eat, I knew you were thinking that they would eat their planet. But they are not cannibals trust me I have been there. So after he ate his bowl of dirty’o’s he went to his room to draw his pet liger he loved his pet so much that he actually got to name it (because most people don’t get to name their pets because they run away but this liger loved him back) so he decided to call it jamburuu. So he drew his liger in its different poses he could do. Anyways on with the story I keep getting sidetracked I’m so sorry. This awesome kick ass dude named Tony went to the mall and met this girl he didn’t realize that it was Dana so he got to talking and then they went off well this guy named Tony got her phone number yes that is how he rolls. So he called her and asked her out. She said yes and he still didn’t realize that it was the model that all the guys wanted to meet. And so the next morning he told all of his friends and they were all like no way how did u meet her and I was like how do you guys know her and they were all like dude everyone knows her she on the bill boards don’t u read em as u drive to work every day. And I said I guess not. So I called up my girlfriend and apologized that I didn’t realize that she was an idol to lil girls in laffy taffy world. And she forgave me. And so then Tony and Dana got married and ate dirt and drank and ate popcorn together and we skateboarded and played guitar together hey she was even in my band. We did every thing together then one day a huge tsunami came and thrashed everything but lucky for me I was a surfer so I told Dana to hop on the surf board so we could surf to safety and then our house blew away and we had no food so we had to eat food the rest of our lives and then I became a billionaire by selling my invention called the dun dun dun the scary movie sound plays the amazing cd yes the cd its not invented on this planet yet so yeah that is my story thnk u ladies and gents o they lived happily ever after.. The end

    ©Anthony Hernandez


    Dana ♥ Anthony

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    • Country: United States
    • State: Kansas
    • Metro: Wichita
    • Birthday: 1/9/1991
    • Gender: Female
    • Member Since: 12/23/2005

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