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| eh... still nothing worth updating about... life still sucks fat, mongolian chipmunk balls.
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| it's been a good minute since the last time i posted anything on here...
Life sucks. why can't anything ever work out the way it's supposed to? why does it seem as if things keep getting worse and worse. i'm starting to think that rock bottom for me is neverending...
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| so tomorrow i start my first day of work. technically today, but i'm not sleeping yet, so i still consider it tomorrow. i have orientation from 8:30-4:45 of doing nothing but listening to people talk about stuff that i already know how to do... wish me a good day if you feel my sympathy. haha
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| A biology instructor at a small college was reviewing material for his class' upcoming midterm. "Miss Spencer," he said, "under proper conditions a certain organ of the human body expands to six times its normal size. Name the organ and the necessary conditions for its expansion."
The young woman was silent for a moment. Then she said, "Professor, that is an indecent question. We have not covered any material on human reproduction. and I am going to file a complaint of sexual harrassment with the dean." Miss Spencer collected her books and was beginning to walk out of the room when the professor stopped her.
"Before you leave, Miss Spencer, you should know that the correct answer is the pupil of the eye, which expands to six times it's normal size in dim light."
"I think if anyone has a dirty mind, Miss Spencer," the professor said, "it's you. And by the way, when you do get around to experiencing human reproduction, I'm afraid that you're in for a big disappointment."
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| i got a new job... now i'm working at Bank of America. hopefully i'll enjoy working there as much as i did at Wells Fargo.
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