I got a new toy... more details to come! But on another note, in light of the news of Mike Vick's accepting a plea bargain, I've decided to share a little bit of my mental processes. First and foremost, to Bubba, Big Daddy, and Trevante in whatever federal prison Michael Vick will be sent to, please be gentle with him. He is a superstar afterall. And i know that you want to brag to all your friends saying that You guys scored with the QB but please, PLEASE just be gentle. He's not used to being manhandled, except by Ray Lewis. To Michael Vick's co-defendants... you broke the Black Man's Ghetto Code of Ethics' Cardinal Rule: DON'T SNITCH! Good job... letting your friend the Superstar take the fall. And finally to Mike Vick! You dumbass!! How are you going to do this in your own backyard. Like nobody's going to find out that a high-profile NFL quarterblack is having dog fights in his OWN backyard!! Granted Americans love their dogs, whereas we Korean folks just love TO EAT our dogs, but we don't have f***in dog fights in our own backyard! That's just not smart! In closing, in the spirit of Fantasy Football I've decided to put together an ALL-STAR team of sorts. From Pro-
Bowl to the proverbial TOILET BOWL. Ladies and Gentlemen, I not present the All-PRISON team: QB: Michael Vick - Finally got a QB to lead this team. RB: Jamal Lewis and Maurice Clarett - Will be splittin time, but most of the carries will go to Clarett LB: Ray Lewis - a killer on and off the field! DB: Pacman Jones - who else would it be? DL: Tank Johnson - So if anyone else has got anymore suggestions please let me know who can be added to the roster! | 
