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Xanga threatened to shut me down and I wanted updates still
Tuesday, March 21, 2006
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Friday, February 17, 2006
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Traditional version of Shakespearean speech for war by Richard the III
What shall I say more than I have inferred?
Remember whom you are to cope withal,
A sort of vagabonds, rascals and runaways,
A scum of Britains and base lackey peasants,
Whom their o'ercloyed country vomits forth
to desperate ventures and assured destruction.
You sleeping safe, they bring you to unrest;
You having lands, and blest with beauteous wives,
They would distrain the one, distain the other.
And who doth lead them but a paltry fellow,
Long kept in Britain at our mother's cost
A milksop, one that never in his life
felt so much cold as over his shoes in snow?
Let's whip these stragglers o'er the seas again,
Lash hence these overweening rags of France,
These famished beggars, weary of their lives,
Who, but for dreaming in this fond exploit,
For want of means, poor rats, had hanged themselves.
If we be conquered, let men conquer us,
and not these bastard Britains, whom our fathers
Have in their own land beaten, bobbed, and thumped.
And in record left them the heirs of shame.
Shall these enjoy our land? Lie with our wives?
Ravish our daughters? (Drum afar off) Hark! I hear their drum.
Fight, gentlemen of England! Fight, bold yeomen!
Draw, archers, draw your arrows to the head!
Spur your proud horses hard and ride in blood!
Amaze the welkin with your broken staves!Lol, now the modernized version of the same speech
What’s up on it?
Remember who they be, some tricks and girly men.
Dirt and nobodies who don’t no one want
and who are gonna get capped.
Them fools make you edgy.
They jack yo shiz and mack on ur hoe.
And they leader iz some fool who is livin off our dough. (OHH!)
Let’s open a can and send these people back to that girly land that made French fries.
They ain’t nobody, they want our bills, but they ain’t no one.
Those fools, we already sippin our conyack and Hennesey for celebration.
If they kick our (insert curse word here), shank yourself.
Our pa’dnas already showed them what’s what in they own hood.
They pa’dnas wuz left in shame.
They gonna take our hood?! Take our dimes?! Gangbang our daughtas?!
Hold up trick, yo, I hear their beatboxing.
Whoop them, dogs of this hood, whoop em!
Get yo gats and shoot.
Get yo Cadillac ready and let’s do this thang, drive by!
Get yo battle wounds with yo empty gat chambers…
lol now just imagine me performin that speech in front of the class. Neways, i hope that was ur laugh for today.
In other news, Rice is awesome, drumline is cool, school is tiring, friends are always in need n I do what i can to help, im on a christian music high, i have like literally 100 hrs of community service i need, taks is comin, a cool guy is leavin, n iono wat else as of right now. Feel free to ask about nething at all!
"Good times, good times..."Same ol average guy, Joey
Monday, January 16, 2006
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Been tagged...
Bold all of the things you've done...
been dumped, shoplifted, been in a fist fight, snuck out of a parent's house, had feelings for someone who didn't have them back, been arrested, made out with a stranger, gone on a blind date, lied to a friend, had a crush on a teacher/instructor, skipped school, slept with a co-worker, seen someone die, been on a plane, thrown up in a bar, eaten Sushi, been snowboarding, been moshing at a concert, been in an abusive relationship, taken painkillers, love someone right now, laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by, made a snow angel, had a tea party, flown a kite, built a sand castle, gone puddle jumping, played dress up, jumped into a pile of leaves, gone sledding, cheated while playing a game, been lonely, used a fake ID, watched the sun set, felt an earthquake, touched a snake, been tickled, been robbed, robbed someone, been misunderstood, pet a reindeer/goat, won a contest, been suspended from school, had detention, been in a car accident, had braces, eaten a whole pint of ice cream in one night, had deja vu, danced in the moonlight, hated the way i look (well not hated) witnessed a crime, been obsessed with post it notes, questioned your heart, squished barefoot through the mud, been lost, been to the opposite side of the country, swam in the ocean, felt like dying, cried yourself to sleep, played cops n robbers, recently colored with crayons/colored pencils/markers, sung karaoke, paid for a meal with only coins, done something you told yourself you wouldn't, made prank phone calls, laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose, caught a snowflake on your tongue, kissed in the rain, written a letter to Santa Claus, been kissed under a misletoe, watched the sun set with someone you care about, blown bubbles, made a bonfire on the beach, crashed a party, have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people, gone rollerskating/blading,had a wish come true, worn pearls, jumped off a bridge, ate dog food, told a complete stranger you loved them, sang in the shower, have a little black dress, had a dream that you married someone, glued your hand to something, got your tongue stuck to a pole, kissed a fish, worn the opposite sexes clothes, been a cheerleader, sat on a roof top, cut yourself, punched a wall, screamed at the top of your lungs, done a one-handed cartwheel, talked on the phone for more than 6 hours, stayed up all night, didnt take a shower for a week, pick and ate an apple right off the tree, climbed a tree, had a tree house, are scared to watch scary movies alone, played chicken, been pushed into a pool woth all your clothes on, been told you're hot by a complete stranger, broken a bone, been easily amused, caught a fish then ate it, caught a butterfly, laughed so hard you cried, cried so hard you laughed, cheated on a test, forgotten someone's name, driven without a license.
now whoever else wants to do it knock urself out. I tag (insert your name here)
Monday, December 05, 2005
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Alright so I have been tagged.
Ground rules: The first player of this "game" starts with the topic "Five Weird Habits of Yourself" and the people who get tagged need to then write a Xanga entry about their five quirky little habits as well as state the rules of this game clearly. In the end, you need to list the next five people who you want to tag, and then go on to leave a tag comment on their Xanga.
1! Let's see, well I do have a weird habit with M&Ms. Before i eat them, i usually separate them by colors, then eat them in order from the color with the most to the color with the least M&Ms.
2! For some reason I can't walk straight over those metal sewer covers. The solid round ones are ok, but the square grided ones kinda freak me out. Feel like its gonna fall like a trap door or somethin. So I always walk around them or jump over it.
3! I usually walk up the stairs two steps at a time instead of one by one.
4! I get sudden urges to take complicated mechanical n electrical stuff apart.
5! I cant help but make the simple complicated and the boring interesting (ex. rubix cube cd case...which i still need to finish btw) (or the bottle cap rocket launchers lol)
uhh those werent too great but i cant think of any right now. If u think of nething else or notice something that I havent be sure and tell me.
Interesting fact: I used to hate how people would write Xmas because I thought people were literally crossing out the name of Christ in Christmas. But today I read that the X was actually placed there because it is the first greek letter of the name of Christ I think. Whod a thought?
I tag...drum rolll...
1. Cristina 2. Henry 3. Valerie 4. Vanessa 5. Alyssa (insert evil laugh here)
Newayzzzz, see ya later
look its a Joey! (makes Joey sounds)
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- Name: Jose (Joey)
- Birthday: 5/19/1988
- Gender: Male
- Member Since: 7/7/2005
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