alrite ladies and gentlemen, the few of you that watch TV for stuff other than cartoon network may have caught on the news last nite that there was a huge fight out there at astroworld on july 4th. well gee wilikers I was at astrowrld on that date! let me frst start off by sayin that man... there were alotta african americans there. they have taken it over, much like theyve taken over sharpstown, auchan, basketball...etc. which is not a bad thing by all means, it was just less of a family atmosphere when everyone there was dressed like 50 cent and with enough ice to give eskimos a run for thier money. anyway a gargantuan histeria breaks out and of course my friends and i are there to check it out, maybe get a glimpse of a boob or bloody nose, who knows? well as the cops come to break it up, all the guys start dispersing and we are caught on the sidelines watching them make thier hasty exit. one of the aforementioned runners gives me this crazzyzy look like hes about to get crunk as hes running towards me, and he does...get crunk that is, all up on my jaw. of course being the color yellow, i could not in any way do anything back to him for it was very dominantly an afro american group. not that i wanted to bust out my jet li anyway. so he gets away, and i end up with a tore up lip and slight bruisin. it hurts to open my jaw so no more sucky sucky.
and, right on time, here are some pictures from my experience into the orient:
these are the screens on the back of each seat for our flight in which i managed to watch hitch 10 times, will smith is just a darling in it.
heres the family in korea
my brother and i: note how he conveniently locates that lollipop
no sexual innuendo there....
the yen men
my brother and i were being miscreants
this here is a 70 pound barrel....
...let's see if albert will be able to catch it...
if you were to ever wonder how i would look in ancient korean clothing...wonder no more
the toilets in korea were the shiznatt...they wash and dry your ass with this nozzle that shoots water rite up ur hole and thats always a good thing.
alrite and that is my semiannual update, thanks for watching goodbye. | 
