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Name: Alex
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Birthday: 3/30/1986
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Thursday, August 10, 2006

The 6 Commandments of Intelligent Life

1)  You shall not commit harms onto others for any selfish gain

2)     You shall not steal under the justification of need

3)     You shall not force your beliefs upon others

4)     You shall respect the rights of others to live their lives and end them as they see fit provided they do not break any of the other commandments

5)     You shall be responsible for your own actions to the best of your ability, for that is what separates intelligent life from unintelligent life

6)     You shall avoid jealousy, hatred, and bigotry 

 

 

V.S.

 

1. I am the Lord thy God, which have brought thee out of the land of Egypt, out of the house of bondage. Thou shalt have no other gods before me.
---based on exaggerated myths, automatically qualify it for something that should never be questioned or investigated

2. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain.
--- this one would really make a difference in society if everyone followed it… it really would

3. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of anything that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth. Thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them.
--- removes competition from other schools of thought

4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy.
--- we call those weekends, and my definition of holy involves a lot of naked women…

5. Honor thy father and thy mother: that thy days may be long
--- not bad, but some parents really aren’t honorable… they usually end up in prison for dealing meth and or child abuse

6. Thou shalt not kill.
--- except to stone people to death for questioning religious authority  (the first useful commandment, and most often abused by the religions that preach it)

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery
--- as long as this commandment doesn't include consensual adultery its fine

8. Thou shalt not steal
--- the second useful commandment

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbor
---the third useful commandment

10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his manservant, nor his maidservant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor anything that is thy neighbor's.
--- this one might actually be the 4th useful commandment, as long as “covet” is defined as jealousy with ill-will. 

 

 

 

Which would you rather hang in a courthouse???

Old world religions are anachronisms that have failed to evolve at the same pace as logic and reasoning.


Monday, August 15, 2005

Highschool is over, and so is this xanga.  No I won't shut it down, but I'm done updating it.  IM me if you want to talk. 

Everyone have a good life; may you achieve your successes. 

 

 

Remember the good times, laugh about the bad times. 


Tuesday, March 22, 2005

What our physics test will be like:

Michael:  "Here are 13 increadibly difficult 10min circuit problems, you had 90 minutes to do them at the start of class, but since you've caused me to spend 10 minutes taking attendance by showing up to class, you only have 80 minutes left.  What can I say, life is tough."

----- next day------

Michael:  "I am very dissapointed with your performance, 70% is average... I mean top score.  The average is 41%.  I will be kind enough to let you correct the test for 1/2... no....  1/4.... no.... ah!  1/3 credit.  Don't talk about the test."

----- next day-----

Michael: "As you were walking out of class, I heard some of you say that you did horribly, which is talking about the test, which is cheating.  You have to learn you can't cheat your way through life, but since only some of you cheated, I'm going to still give you a curve, but I will determine it the old fashioned way, the way its done in college." 

Michael:  "oooooohhhh Snake Eyes!  2 pt curve.  Hm... that's too low, let me see... ah yes!  I'm going ot flip a coin, if its heads, you get an extra 1/2 point. "  *flips coin   "Heads!  So the curve is 2.5 points, which in my class rounds down to 2 points.  Such is life."


Friday, January 07, 2005

Schuerman teaching AP biology:

"Welcome to biology, the most worthless science ever.  As you probably don't have the keen senses to notice so, I will inform you that I have modified this room from a foolish biology organization to an efficient chemistry organization.  Direct your eyes toward me and note the beaker-cup filled with concentrated drinking water to the .6 liter mark, and also note the large periodic table I stapled over the chromosome posters.  The beehive hanging from the ceiling tile located in the north-eastern corner of the room from my perspective has been replaced with hanging pictures attractive asian females from my previous years of teaching.  Now we shall discuss the procedures for this class.  First, all homework will be problems from the back of each chapter.  All opinion-questions will be graded for accuracy.  If you see "frogs have hair" on the answer bank to a test question, it may actualy be the correct answer.  All tests will be mutliple choice with calculations.  Each class day shall consist of me reading the biology book at an orderly pace of 250 words per minute.  I will also post overheads imprinted with the diagrams in your books.  Now let us start the year with a typical biology question, modified to a state that does not disgust me: "Look at the following strip of RNA.  What is the percent by mass of Guanine in this sample."  Remember your significant digits.  Look up the chemical structures of RNA and its nucleotides and calculate their masses to 3 sig digs, then use that to find the answer.  Then, explain how the percent mass of guanine in this particular RNA sample relates to its electron affinity to a rRNA subunit, and then calculate the electron affinity and electronegativy of the rRNA subunit."

Schuermann... good times.

Edit:

Filled out SLU application online.  They asked for my counselor's name, for his telephone number, and for his position(occupation). 



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