My bad, I ended that one a little abrupt yesterday.... everyone started talking to me and i cant multitask that well so i was like hey i think i'll do this later and then i got lazy and was like i dont feel like doing that now.  But i will now do what i didnt do yesterday and put an actual update in here.

But first yet again yay nondenominational holiday break.

However, BOOOO work on the 24th and 26th i wanna play with my toys not work.

ok lets see something new, something new.....

..... i got nothing maybe something will happen today and i can put it in here(my life is boring right now)

I have a dream... a dream that one day they will stop making those fuckin kid bops CDs honestly who buys them cause i havent met them yet and if i do they better run cause i WILL kill them. 

Anyway YAY!!! its nondenominational holiday break(also yay political correctness) and i still havent finished off my shopping.  Apparently getting sick the week before Christmas when u were planning on shopping that week isnt a good thing, but hey i did get out of school for 3 days.

ok so ive been writing my stand up routine (yes u do have to write those) and i dont want to give away any of my material so i have been so unfunny for like the past week and it makes me wanna cry a little bit but it'll all pay off during the talent show (so dont think im just a bitch who cant come up with come backs like i normally can, im just a little pre-occupied)

Also some of u may no that im 2% white and i think i have proven that because the second it gets a little cold im in a hoodie, a jacket, gloves, and hat(like black people thats where that was going(yeah thats right i said it(PLEASE DONT SHOOT ME))

alright thats all for now till next time

Yeah thats right it was only 2 days between post and that is a new record if anyone wanted to know.... yeah i didnt think anyone cared.... just be happy that i update this at all i have the shortest attention span in the history of man.

Ok so lets see i finished my college apps finally to UDel, Widener, and St Joes.  If i get into more then one of them i dont know which one im gonna pick they all have perks but right now im leaning towards St Joes (they offered me money and if u know me as well as i think u all do i will do pretty much anything for money(ok thats not entirely true if its gross, illegal(most things illegal at least(im a professional kidnapper for the low payment of $21.50)i wont do it) ill do it)(if those parenthesis confused you re-read that slowly cause it confused me a little bit and im the one writing it) Anyway i wish i could get a snow day sometime soon because i am wearing myself down with school and work(i just want to sleep until like 10 once just once for the love of God) I still need to nondenominational winter gift shop(yeah i was politically correct) but hey im a christmas eve type of guy anyway.

More details on the Ann's Choice olympics is that there will be basketball and theres nothing AJ loves more then playing basketball except for chocolate milk.  Good news after breaking my finger at LifeChanges(thanks Doc seriously "its probably jammed," no im kidding i love Kaitlin's Dad even more then basketball and chocolate milk.) my finger hasn't recovered mainly cause i never got it reset but i did change my jumpshot and i actually think that its better then it was before.  That means i can act like a sterotypical white kid playing basketball and shoot threes the whole game but wheres the fun in that.  You'll definantly see me going inside to score and play D theres no better way to make people look bad then by blocking their shot.  Also there is believed to be some Dodgeball action and if you've been hit by one of my water balloons at castle assault then u'll know how much i enjoy Dodgeball.

Work on Sunday night was a little ackward cause Nigel (whose freakin awesome) broke up with his girlfriend and they had been going out for probably close to 3 years.  The only reason we would work Sunday night was cause his girlfriend was over there(i had to go cause its just cruel and unusual punishment to go over there without backup)  I have to give him props though he still went over there, i think to prove a point but still theres no way i could have done that.  Its things like this that cause me to look up to him he might be 2 years older then me but i've probably learned more from him then most people in my life combined.  Its a good thing we learned something that would make us laugh for the entire weekend(mainly cause im damn funny but ill tell the story cause believe me i dont deserve that much of the credit) SO one of Nigel's friends was at party were he met one of our services coaches(they're like assistant managers) and they all got drunk and ended up having sex in this guys work van.  Now knowing me do u think i would let juicy info like this go without using it ... hell no.  This event was fodder for laughs the entire weekend, i mean who needs gf when u have stuff like that happening (ok maybe thats a stretch but that shit was seriously funny) hahhaha bangcompanyvan.com hahahhaha

Well i obviously survived the week of Karen which i no you were all concerned about(sorry if u lost some sleep) It actually was kind of fun since i hadn't seen her in 3 months but now she's gone again and everything is back to normal... well as normal as my life gets at least... wait nevermind no weird shits be happening.

OK so lets start with work.  With everyone outside my position seeming to get promoted i've been a little bit on edge while ive been there.  If i wasnt freaking out on some asshole kid who wishes he was me ( i fuckin' hate that kid... you know that saying mimicing someone is the most flattering thing blah blah blah well i have news for who ever came up with it, its just fucking annoying) Now i no i seem like a hypocrit(since i make fun of people) but when some fat kid trys to act like you (and poorly) and then thinks he can start with ur friends and get away with it thats a problem.  So to deal with tub-o-lard i simply got the entire restuarant to call him Sally (it was sweet he almost cried(the joys of having large influence within a society)) Anyway he hasn't talked shit since so i guess he learned his lesson even though it had to get through all that fat to his brain.  However, the Ann's Choice talent show draws near which means AJ gets to shine(stand up time bitches) but Kenny put his talent down as host and i dont no about everyone else but im pretty sure thats not a talent... actually im sure thats not a talent in fact i think my dog could do that if i asked it to and its the stupidest dog in the world.  Also the Ann's Choice olympics are coming which means i get to physically beat the hell out of my co-workers and any day i get to do that is a good day.

Operation Teen Titans (thats still freakin hilarious to me but im easily amused hahaha teen titans see its funny cause they're a group of teenagers but they dont have superpowers anyway they're always together...... ok fuck you its funny!):

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If you cant tell i miss kaitlin a ton. Anyway i hope this at least humor someone cause it just made me feel like a pedofile.