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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

ive changed my xanga address, www.xanga.com/definitelytwofaced


Monday, September 24, 2007

im not gonna use this coconutisland xanga already. first of all, stupid name. secondly, im lazy to update already. lastly, erm was my secondly, which happened to be after my firstly. anyway have a great week ahead everyone. bye


Monday, September 03, 2007

my friend said guys who blog are gay. anyway soccer was cancelled today because it was raining. and today's weather felt so good to sleep in. anyway stingray for dinner was damn good hence i would like to reiterate my stance on malay's can cook good food.

i called th lady who offered a telemarketing job through an ad on the newspaper. fuck after two days, she tells me that there's no more vacancy. what a bitch. that job could have earned me over a thousand dollars over six weeks, so you can say ive calculated my losses.

finding a job is hard though because all the malays have taken em. be it part time full time whatever time, at least one of them will integrate themselves among the outlets. soon, it turns out to be mass population because of the overwhelming number of malay dropouts increasing rapidly and pregnancy rate among them also fast rising. so they needa find a job that any no brainer can do because they needa earn some cash. but however, we chinese want to work no brainer jobs not because we have no brains like you know who, but because we simply want the best of both worlds of enjoying the holidays but having some cash to spend.

i might get into trouble for all these racistical judgemental words, but fuck it. the government needs to know how their resources are being wasted on unproductive animals that create nothing but trouble because of their utmost stupidity.

anyway, supper's almost here. bye


Wednesday, August 29, 2007

ok i know my xanga is awfully decorated and ok i dont wish to continue because it's of least interest to me. last week i finished all my exams and im happy that the holidays are here. oh well a two month break isnt really a holiday. holidays always mean play which means more money needed and finally means i need a fucking job. anyone has any to recommend me, i would love you for that. guys dont apply to the last sentence, sorry to disappoint.

anyway what is this world becoming to. i was on a bus yesterday, and there was a horrible stench. i literally mean it because it was the origin of a durian scent. i honestly hate durians, worst fruit on earth. people who eat it make it seem more disgusting as ever. anyway, back to the story. the stench was killing me, i mean i could see the constipated faces of the rest of the commuters in the bus. it was so horrible i felt like stamping on the woman.

oh wait, i forgot to say. the fucking woman sat in front of me. i mean i thought durians arent allowed on public transport? fuck why cant people buy mangoes or mangosteens or toto, but not durian! at least take a fucking cab and dont stink the bus la. sorry guys, i have an issue with durians. huge issue.

i feel like going to east coast hawker centre to eat. the food damn bloody good la, the stingray and all that. well malays can cook nice food. ok, i give them an additional reason to live. but other than that, they are pretty useless anyway.

HAHAHA wtf ok bye!


Wednesday, August 15, 2007

i went overnight studying at the airport yesterday with junrong shing zhonghao benedict. conducive environment but the only letdown was that there were too few power sockets so our laptops died down really quickly. i feel like backpacking to like australia or something, fuck exams are coming though.



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