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The Pythons
By Graham Chapman, Michael Palin, John Cleese, Terry Gilliam, Eric Idle, Terry Jones, Bob McCabe
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being sick is no fun.
on a lighter note, Overheard in the Office is possibly the funniest site ever.
for example:
Project Manager: He needs to step into my office. The office of my fist.
If he messes with my developer one more time, I'm gonna drop him like a
bad habit. And by "drop" I mean "drop kick". And by "bad habit" I mean
"communist hobo".
hells yeah.
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| "How Many MoCo Students Does It Take To Screw in a Light Bulb?
MONTGOMERY
BLAIR: Eleven - One to buy the bulb, five magnets to write a computer
program that would more effectively route power to the new bulb, three
CAP kids to come up with a cool new way to document how the bulb is
screwed in, and two non-magnet kids to provide entertainment with the
daily lunchtime fight.
BETHESDA-CHEVY CHASE: Three - One to screw it in and two to sculpt the old one into a bong.
CHURCHILL: None - Their butlers do it for them.
DAMASCUS: They're still working on it.
POOLESVILLE:
Twelve - Six to hike to the nearest village to buy a new one, one to
screw it in, and five to plow the fields and feed the oxen while the
other seven are occupied.
QUINCE ORCHARD : 3 - One to go find
any of the four minority students at QO, the minority student to change
it, and the security guard to make sure that he doesn't steal the old
one.
RICHARD MONTGOMERY: Two - One to screw it in perfectly,
and another to kill himself when he finds out that the first guy did it
better than him.
ROCKVILLE: Three -Two to steal the bulb from a car in the parking lot and one to screw it back into his or her own car.
SENECA
VALLEY: Three - One to go steal a bulb from the local CVS, one to
proclaim the fact that yes, Germantown has a ghetto, and one with the
JEEP to drive them back to school.
SHERWOOD: Six - One varsity athlete to change it and five of his friends to help him with his geometry homework.
SPRINGBROOK:
Four - One to change the bulb, one to point out that Springbrook's
bulbs are better than Blair's bulbs, one to point out that they lost to
Blair, and one to shoot the third kid for saying that.
WATKINS MILL: One - He whines about how if it were Quince Orchard, there would be more minority people to change the bulb!
WHITMAN
: Three - One to change the bulb, one to bring the Lexus, and one to
whine about where the personal valet who was supposed to change it
went.
WOOTTON: Three - One to get permission and a million
forms from administration, another to stand on lookout for Skinker in
case he comes by to check the freakin' agenda books, and a third to go
talk to the attendance office when we get unexcused absences even
though we got the forms signed!
MAGRUDER: Ten- Three to pick
the remaining corn, One to plow the fields, One to screw in the bulb
while five poms cheer about it.
KENNEDY: None- who cares about lighbulbs when there's crack to be dealt and gang wars to be won.
WHEATON: Three- one to hot wire a car, and two to break into THIER OWN trailers and steal one.
EINSTEIN:
Two- One to screw it in and one to draw some messed up "modern piece"
about the agony of light bulbs, but in the end they try to play it off
like Kennedy.
WALTER JOHNSON: Three: One to screw it in, one to blow him and one to complain about how "ghetto" their school is.
PAINT
BRANCH: Eigth- One to figure out how to do it better than Springbrook
did, and seven to argue that Burtonsville is not hicksville.
STONE RIDGE: 201- One to convince a Prep guy to do it in exchanged for "favors" and 200 to spread the gossip.
GATHERSBURG-
Two- One to go around to all the other schools and see which way is
most popular, and one to do it just like Sennca Valley.
GEORGETOWN PREP: Two - One to screw it in and one to buy an inflatable sheep so they can party all night long.
GONZAGA:
Ten - A female teacher to change it, eight students to look up her
skirt while she does it, and a priest so they can go confess their sin
the next Sunday.
GOOD COUNSEL: 301 - One to screw it in and three hundred to be really lame.
HOLY CROSS: Four - One to change it and three to pick out the perfect Patagonia outfit for the occasion.
LANDON: one - But he tries to do it like the guys at Prep." | | |
| ^ from a friend of mine.
the nerd in me had a seizure of awesomeness at this
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| ^ that's right
new pic on da
and two retainers suck donky. lots of donky. still, i've
basically given up on them during the day, and only wear them at home.
hey, you look good you feel good, right? speaking of which, whenever
women work hard to look nice (say, at a party), they get compliments.
if a man works hard on his wardrobe (and is looking fine) does anyone
say something? nope. why is that? i've never heard a guy get his
clothes mentioned. funny.
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| Sorry I haven't been on IM at all, i've been busy all this weekend. had
a friend over on friday, and i swear i am never playing Star Wars
Battlefron ever again. after fifty battles, it gets old.
really old. older than cheney. yeah.
so, really, wats with all the crazy people in this
area? between going on the metro all over the washington area and
going to the smithsonian, i must have seen about 50 crazy people. some
were short, some were fat, one lady had turetts. cursing ALL over the
place!
still, got so see the exhibit on DADA, which was pretty cool. all random and awesome.
on another note, every im message should be like this:
Louis Achillies: yooo
theecube: sup
Louis Achillies: nuttin
Louis Achillies: u?
theecube: one sec
Louis Achillies: ....
theecube: sry parent
Louis Achillies: oh
Louis Achillies: k
Louis Achillies: so wup
Louis Achillies: wsup*
theecube: not much
Louis Achillies: oh
theecube: just avoiding hw
Louis Achillies: lol
Louis Achillies: yeah
Louis Achillies: how's life treatin ya now
theecube: fine
theecube: nothing really new
Louis Achillies: oh
theecube: ok, since you seem bored
Louis Achillies: yup
theecube: i shot down fighter planes and wrestled godzilla
Louis Achillies: 0_0
Louis Achillies: YOU'RE LIKE KING KONG
Louis Achillies: CEPT COOLER
theecube: i'm a MILLION FEET TALL OF AWESOME!
Louis Achillies: XD
Louis Achillies: lol
theecube: so, wat awesomness did you do?
theecube: *have you done?
Louis Achillies: I...
Louis Achillies: Hmm
Louis Achillies: my memory has been altered
Louis Achillies: it shall be hard to remember
Louis Achillies: I was fighting these dinosaurs...
Louis Achillies: when
Louis Achillies: WHAM!
Louis Achillies: THESE PsYCHO VEITCONG NORTH KOREANS ATTACKED
Louis Achillies: and I was like
Louis Achillies: "OH SHIT!
Louis Achillies: TWO BAD GUYS FUSED INTO ONE
Louis Achillies: this is gonna take...
Louis Achillies: SOMETHING WAY COOLER
Louis Achillies: so I recruit these awesome Samurai pirates
Louis Achillies: and we kill off the evil Vietcong North Koreans
Louis Achillies: and then I eat their corpses
Louis Achillies: 
theecube: but you are attaked by communists
Louis Achillies: aye
Louis Achillies: but the vietcong are communists
theecube: different communists
Louis Achillies: AHHH
Louis Achillies: SHIT
theecube: so you're all like
theecube: CAPITALIST-FU!
theecube: on their asses
Louis Achillies: YES!
theecube: and you whip them with MONEY!
Louis Achillies: and I get Bill gates
Louis Achillies: and he comes in with the BFG from DOOM
theecube: but it shoots pennies!
Louis Achillies: shit
theecube: but they get all matrix and shit
theecube: and doge it\
Louis Achillies: fuck
Louis Achillies: now they've got special effects on their side
Louis Achillies: >_>
theecube: but i have...
theecube: tie fighters!
Louis Achillies: guess I'll need some better special effects
Louis Achillies: YES
Louis Achillies: exactly
Louis Achillies: so then we are all like
Louis Achillies: "red leader to gold leader"
Louis Achillies: do you copy?
Louis Achillies: then gold leader responds
Louis Achillies: "RAWWWWR"
Louis Achillies: OH NO!
theecube: and darth vader goes
theecube: hooooooo ksssssssh!
Louis Achillies: GOLD LEADER IS A MOnSTER
Louis Achillies: FUCK
theecube: it's godzilla!
Louis Achillies: but then you go in a kick his ass
theecube: again
Louis Achillies: yes
Louis Achillies: but this time it's for real
theecube: but he falls into the exhaust pipe
theecube: and blows up the
theecube: death star!!!!
Louis Achillies: YEAAAHHHH
Louis Achillies: but what happened to those damn commies
theecube: i dunno
theecube: the death star fell on them
Louis Achillies: YES!
theecube: wait, so how did you escape the falling death star?
Louis Achillies: oh that's easy
Louis Achillies: I drew myself on another panel of the comic book after the explosion
Louis Achillies: that's how cool I am
theecube: kaaaaaahn!
Louis Achillies: ?
theecube: never mind
Louis Achillies: lol
Louis Achillies: that was funny
Louis Achillies: I'll post that
theecube: fuck you, im posting the whole damn message!
Louis Achillies: nooo!
Louis Achillies: I will first
theecube: no!
theecube: die bitch!
and now you are here.
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