Wow....these are some of the "so-called" funniest one liners.... 1. Always go to other people's funerals, or they won't go to yours. 2. Save the whales. Collect the whole set. 3. Ask me about my vow of silence. 4. The last thing on earth you want to do will be the last thing you do. 5. If at first you don't succeed, don't try skydiving. 6. You can't have everything; where would you put it. 7. Atheism is a non-prophet organization. 8. No matter where you go, you're there. 9. I can handle pain until it hurts. 10. A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries. Wow....someone really has quite a sense of humor...or maybe they dont have one at all..... |