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thepanda10
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Country: United States
State: California
Birthday: 12/31/1983
Gender: Male
Interests: I like things
Expertise: Nothing, I'm not good at anything... unless you count bullshitting.
Occupation: Student
Industry: Business
Message: message me
Member Since:
10/16/2002
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| Upon continuous threats from certain individuals (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE)
who claim to be able to send packs of rabid slobbering monkies into my
office to throw their AIDS infected feecies at me, I have decided to
update. Currently I am in Shanghai, working for the same company
on a giant project that tests my non-existant Chinese skills. The
weather here is FUCKING HOT, my god is sucks such big
(#*&$@(*&(@*#$)@#*$#@)$*, my shirt gets soaked through just
walking from the dorm to the office. I'll be in Shanghai for
another 4-5 days on this project before heading back to Beijing.
Until then, best way to reach me is to either e-mail me or call my
cell. 1355-291-2939.
Shanghai's... well its... I dont' know how to describe it, its one very
big modern city with NOTHING to do. I'm not a big fan of drinking
(yeah, I know, shock and surprise) alone, and too cheap to go out
shopping, so there's really nothing to do there. On the other
hand they do have some really good fried dog... just kidding, its only
cat. Which, leads to the funny story which relied on the
following fact that 1) I only know a
few characters in Chinese, 2) so many chinese words not only look the
same but also sound the same and 3) people in Shanghai have a fucking
huge
accent that makes them hard to understand. Long story short, I
ordered Roe Ji, instead of Ru Ji. The word Roe, is camel, and it
sounds very close to the word Ru, which means roasted, when spoken with
a heavy accent, it is hard to figure out. Now the word Ji when
spoken could mean either Chicken, or a male organ that usually doesn't
like to be removed. So instead of ordering roasted chicken, I got
a camel's penis... While I did not eat this mongolian
delicacy, it did serve the purpose of aleviating my hunger and making
me not want to eat anything for the rest of the day. This got me
thinking... Camel penis could be used as the new Jenny Craig dieting
plan... now just got to find a way to make it more marketable....
Now if you're bored and need a lift, go to www.bash.org/?top1 and www.bash.org/?top2, its fucking halirious.
here's an example:
Rabidplaybunny87: Okay, so my neighbors officially hate me
GarbageStan23: why?
Rabidplaybunny87: Well, me, david and andrew were having a bonfire in the
backyard, and we were making s'mores and all... and suddenly we here sirens,
and see a firetruck turn into the street in front of us.
Rabidplaybunny87: So we all went running to see what was up, and our neigbor's
house was on fire!
GarbageStan23: oh shit!
Rabidplaybunny87: Yeah, and when we got there, the wife was crying into her
husbands arms, and we were just kinda standing there, and then she saw us, and
then like for 10 seconds, gave us the dirtiest look ever
Rabidplaybunny87: Turns out, we were still holding our sticks with marshmallows
on it, watching the fire....
Rabidplaybunny87: talk about bad timing... | | |
| Alright, I'm in China right now, got in Beijing on the 21st at around 9PM, then left again on the 23rd in the morning. I'll be back on the 30th around 5ish. If you want to reach me my cell number is 1352919239 but don't bother calling it until the 30th at around 5ish, I kinda left it in Beijing so... yeah... me = dumbass, I know. Now my address is all in Chinese, but if you get out a map of Beijing find Tiananmen Square, it should be smack dab in the middle of the city. Now there's a large road that runs right in front of it going from east to west. Follow that road to the west and I'm at the intersection of that road and Xian Huan (the second large square road if you're going out from the Tiananmen Square). Yeah... don't know if that'll help any... but for those of you in China, come visit or drop me a line.
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| As I sit on my couch watching some random Christmas special about Martians saving Christmas with the help of Santa and Rudolph the red nosed gun toting Rambo reindeer, I think that I've finally came to the conclusion that the human race really isn't deserving of... well... life. Name one accomplishment of man that hasn't been self motivated, or turned into something that wipe a couple of species out of existence. Maybe its from watching the 007 days of Christmas on TNN, or it could just be me, but I’m beginning to think all of those super villains who wants to destroy mankind or something along those lines have the right idea. I mean honestly, do we as a species really deserve to live? It’s not like our culture is any better than that of monkeys, they watch other monkeys throw feaces at each other (admittedly that’s hilarious), and we have Jerry Springer… So I’ve decided that as a career orientated person I should take more classes that would help me in being, a super villain. I’m not sure if I want to sport the shaved head, or the fluffy cat thing yet, but the money, henchmen, women, and super doom devices are definitely a must. So unless you can think of a reason not to become a super villain and destroy mankind, or if you would like to join me, let me know. Happy holidays… | | |
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