| | we are not dead!we went on vacation this summer. we made it back alive!
we could have gotten killed by a meteor, but we didn't. we could have died by a moose running down the highway and jumping through the hummer window. that didn't happen. we didn't even see a moose.
we could have been swept over niagra falls, but we weren't.
we could have gotten shot by sharp shooters as we snuck across the international boundry line to canada, only we didn't sneak and we didn't even see any sharp shooters. we could have suffocated in the maid-of-the-mist ponchos. we could have been killed like goliath by having a cherry pit fly into our forehead becaused the sister sitting next to us missed the car window. we could have died going down class six rapids because we were in a barrel and suffocated. beth got stuck in a hotel bathroom with nothing to eat but the complimentary shampoo, but she somehow made it out alive. dad was a hero and rescued her. we could have been eaten alive by snakes among the rocks of perry's sound, canada. we could have gotten lost among the secret underground tunnels of casa loma and starved, but we didn't. oh! we could have died like elvis presely, who is still wandering around dressed like an indian singing songs to canadians. we could have been killed by a swarm of attacking sea gulls.
we could have been swept out to sea by the undertow in lake michigan. we could have been run over by a freighter boat after falling from an observation tower at the soo locks. our bladder could have burst because we couldn't find a rest stop... would that have been fatal though? yeah, probably. we could have pretended to be indians and been shot by someone pretending to be a cowboy. we could have passed out while doing pushups on the workout equipment on the fitness trail by the lake and bonked our noggins against the metal poles and got a concussion and, of course, could have died.
we could have gotten run over by trollys. we could have been bit by an exotic butterfly. the mackinaw bridge could have dropped out from under us.
if we were celebrities the paparazzi could have been too much for us to handle and we could have died... of course, we were the ones that looked like paparazzi.
that was slightly depressing. depressing because none of this thrilling stuff actually happened to us. oh well, it's thrilling enough that it could have happened, and we're still alive to tell what didn't happen. peace out |
| | Posted 8/1/2007 3:01 PM - 2 comments
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