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| I, John Crouch, should never ever... ever ever... ever... leave myself logged in on my lovely girlfriend's computer, because then she will leave posts on my xanga that hasn't been posted on in forever (forever ever... forever ever!)... this is all mainly because she is evil, clearly! 
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| i realized how the talented rapper master p got his name.
he was in bed with this hot girl and she wouldn't give him any so he said i'm going to go mastur...pee. because he was gonna go masturbate and he started saying that but he didn't want the hot girl to know that's what he was really doing so he stopped in the middle of the word and said pee so the girl would think he was peeing and not masturbating. i'm going to go mastur...pee (master p)
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| suicidegirlsI am not doing anything worthwhile here in Selinsgrove, PA. I am attending classes and sitting in my room on this fucking computer attempting to eat healthy. I want to be out in the world. I want to be traveling so many places. The Dominican Republic, the Philippines, South Dakota, Kentucky, Africa, everywhere. Why am I really at college? Because it's the social norm. I'm not smart enough to just fuck the norm. I'm already tired of sitting in classes and desperately wanting to escape classes. If I didn't have amazing people here, I'd probably shoot my face off.
I dyed my hair red. It didn't work
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| I decided that I wasn't going to write in Xanga anymore.
O wait, I am.
It's not that I don't want to. It's just that I don't have anything interesting to say to you people. Xanga is fading anyway
This vegetarian thing is fun, but is it helping. For example, I just got back to dinner where I ate a veggie cup, baked Lays, and a banana. That should satisfy the average person, shouldn't it. But I come back to my room and shove a veggie burger (so delicious) down my throat. I don't feel like I need a reason for being a veg. I'm gonna be the world's first fat vegetarian too. Yes!
Alex and my room is incredible. 2 Snakes On A Plane posters! 2! And a Chuck Norris poster! And it's fairly huge. With an awesome window. And really high ceilings. And my roommate is God's gift to humanity.
I am taking two Asian classes (Traditional East Asia and Chinese) for the simple fact the Chinese is my favorite genre (?) of food. Maybe cuisine is a better word. While I might fail these challenging courses, I can still dream about Chinese food while I'm in them (there we go with the food again)
I got a $116.50 ticket the Monday before I left. And I was so close to my dad not finding out until some dumbass attorney offered to represent me in court. I just paid that shit. I was going 57 in a 40. But the 40 should've been a 55. I think the cop upped the fine because I called him a "fucking pig"
Just kidding.
This is going to be a good year. I do miss Kentucky a whole lot. There are so many places I want to go next year. Especially the Dominican Republic. And Belize would be nice. And the Philippines. I can just keep dreaming though.
I am a really bad Religion major. I got a shot glass that said "I  Jesus" on it, without the ugly pink heart. There's a red manly heart on the shot glass.
Having a car on campus is so wonderful. And gas prices are miraculously going down as well. Layla is holding up well.
bye
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| Billy Liar's got his hands in his pocketsI did three things this week that I never thought I'd do in my lifetime:
smoked cigars
shot a rifle
got a permanent tattoo
CrAzY summer!
PS. The tattoo says "Cokesbury" on it because I said (without thinking) to the volunteers that were here last week that I'd get a tattoo of their church name on my ankle if they raised $3,000. And they did it. | | |
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