this_aint_a_surfin_movie's Xanga

Tuesday, September 04, 2007

Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:41:43 GMT

I, John Crouch, should never ever... ever ever... ever... leave myself logged in on my lovely girlfriend's computer, because then she will leave posts on my xanga that hasn't been posted on in forever (forever ever... forever ever!)... this is all mainly because she is evil, clearly!

(Two most stylin' counselors at the camp dance...)

Monday, November 06, 2006

Mon, 06 Nov 2006 14:52:39 GMT

i realized how the talented rapper master p got his name.

he was in bed with this hot girl and she wouldn't give him any so he said i'm going to go mastur...pee. because he was gonna go masturbate and he started saying that but he didn't want the hot girl to know that's what he was really doing so he stopped in the middle of the word and said pee so the girl would think he was peeing and not masturbating. i'm going to go mastur...pee (master p)

suicidegirls

Thu, 31 Aug 2006 00:09:47 GMT

I am not doing anything worthwhile here in Selinsgrove, PA. I am attending classes and sitting in my room on this fucking computer attempting to eat healthy. I want to be out in the world. I want to be traveling so many places. The Dominican Republic, the Philippines, South Dakota, Kentucky, Africa, everywhere. Why am I really at college? Because it's the social norm. I'm not smart enough to just fuck the norm. I'm already tired of sitting in classes and desperately wanting to escape classes. If I didn't have amazing people here, I'd probably shoot my face off.

I dyed my hair red. It didn't work

Monday, August 28, 2006

Mon, 28 Aug 2006 23:27:00 GMT

I decided that I wasn't going to write in Xanga anymore.

O wait, I am.

It's not that I don't want to. It's just that I don't have anything interesting to say to you people. Xanga is fading anyway

This vegetarian thing is fun, but is it helping. For example, I just got back to dinner where I ate a veggie cup, baked Lays, and a banana. That should satisfy the average person, shouldn't it. But I come back to my room and shove a veggie burger (so delicious) down my throat. I don't feel like I need a reason for being a veg. I'm gonna be the world's first fat vegetarian too. Yes!

Alex and my room is incredible. 2 Snakes On A Plane posters! 2! And a Chuck Norris poster! And it's fairly huge. With an awesome window. And really high ceilings. And my roommate is God's gift to humanity.

I am taking two Asian classes (Traditional East Asia and Chinese) for the simple fact the Chinese is my favorite genre (?) of food. Maybe cuisine is a better word. While I might fail these challenging courses, I can still dream about Chinese food while I'm in them (there we go with the food again)

I got a $116.50 ticket the Monday before I left. And I was so close to my dad not finding out until some dumbass attorney offered to represent me in court. I just paid that shit. I was going 57 in a 40. But the 40 should've been a 55. I think the cop upped the fine because I called him a "fucking pig"

Just kidding.

This is going to be a good year. I do miss Kentucky a whole lot. There are so many places I want to go next year. Especially the Dominican Republic. And Belize would be nice. And the Philippines. I can just keep dreaming though.

I am a really bad Religion major. I got a shot glass that said "I Jesus" on it, without the ugly pink heart. There's a red manly heart on the shot glass.

Having a car on campus is so wonderful. And gas prices are miraculously going down as well. Layla is holding up well.

bye

Billy Liar's got his hands in his pockets

Tue, 04 Jul 2006 16:34:28 GMT

I did three things this week that I never thought I'd do in my lifetime:

smoked cigars
shot a rifle
got a permanent tattoo

CrAzY summer!

PS. The tattoo says "Cokesbury" on it because I said (without thinking) to the volunteers that were here last week that I'd get a tattoo of their church name on my ankle if they raised $3,000. And they did it.

And he would dream of all the different ways to die....

Sat, 24 Jun 2006 14:34:35 GMT

each one a little more than he would dare to try.

So it's my day off, and what better thing to do on my day off than to write xanga entry. This job is turning out to be a great experience. You don't understand a lot of things until you actually get down here and see things for yourself. The culture here fascinates me more than anything else. It's so weird that this is the same country as what I'm used to. To see a Wal-Mart, you have to drive an hour away. I haven't even seen a McDonalds yet. I love it. Everyone waves to you and people can talk you to death, but everything they have to say is absolutely fascinating. As much as I love it down here, there's so much help needed. I think it’d be wonderful if ASP just didn’t have work to do anymore. That’s very unrealistic, but I’d figure that’d be the ultimate goal of ASP. I could just sit and stare at these mountains all day though. As for the job itself, it is exhausting at times, but you just have to remember why you’re doing it, and it makes it seem OK. The volunteers that come down love the staff and buy us ice cream and all kinds of stuff. They also write us lots of notes. I’ll probably write another entry on my next day off. I hope everyone’s summer is going fantastically.

Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Wed, 24 May 2006 00:17:07 GMT

it's a tragedy...it really is.

so i leave tomorrow till august 11th. my feelings about this have been scattered all over the place. right now, i'm sort of dreading leaving. i've been spoiled lately. which is a good thing. but now that i'm going to be working 18hrs a day and won't be able to see anyone i know, it's going to be hard. i have no idea what i'm doing with this job. i read the construction manual but it didn't register. for some reason i am just overly emotional today and it's not helping. pictures will help. phone calls will help. letters will help. but i am making a difference in peoples' lives, and that's what really counts. and distance makes the heart grow fonder, or something like that. i am gonna die this summer. but i will get resurrected, surely. i hope whoever is reading this has a good next couple of months doing whatever you're doing. i'm looking forward to school next year. seibert will be amazing. as will isaacs (haha). god bless

It Beats 4 U

Sun, 30 Apr 2006 20:46:41 GMT

wow i haven't been in my room for 48 hrs. and i've been on campus the majority of that time. i'm not complaining though.

in one week from now i'll be gone from SU for the summer. as much as i want finals to end and die, i'm pretty much not looking forward to leaving. i'm incredible apprehensive about this summer. i know i shouldn't be. everyone i've talked to has said it will be amazing and that my life will change. i really hope it does. i know the worrying isn't really necessary. but it's happening. what if i do hate it? there's nothing i can do. there's no one i know there so i won't have a familiar face to talk to and i can't go home if i'm miserable. i'm stuck there. this makes it seem like i'm not looking forward to it at all. i really am, i just suck at being positive.

well the guster concert was pretty good. they didn't play red oyster cult, which is pretty much the reason i went. o well. and the puke wasn't cool either

the semi-formal was the best night ever. our table was hilarious. and so many pictures were taken. some interesting...some ignorant..some hot!

saturday was a birthday. and a wonderful day, despite dealing with the flat tire and the foam party orgy. i still couldn't have found a better way to spend my day.

i hope everyone had a good weekend.

Sunday, April 23, 2006

Sun, 23 Apr 2006 03:50:04 GMT

we all need friends...well who are mine?

Your magic is working

Tue, 18 Apr 2006 16:35:54 GMT

i am going to be peeing blue any day now. it's all because i want to get hairier. we all know glacier freeze gatorade causes hair to grow on your arms and legs

i have decided to support locke's theory of innate ideas as opposed to descartes' because there's a character on lost named locke. if you are reading this and have a paper due before school is over, take my advice and don't do it.

so there's a meeting tonight about how there aren't enough guys involved in religious life at susquehanna. i'm really not sure how it's gonna go, or what the game plan is on getting more men involved. i'm a little puzzled myself why there are usually an average of two men at religious gathering or meetings. i am a little pessimistic on how successful this meeting will be. but i'll definitely have an open mind going into it.

so i cut a lot of grass, when to church four times, and watched a lot of baseball over break. the average human being would probably find that very boring. but i actually enjoyed myself quite a bit.

so italian and i weren't meant to be together...so i'm signing up for chinese. yikes! i think chinese will be fun actually.

2 weeks from saturday, i will be done with my freshman year of college. that's amazing. then summer will fly by and i'll soon be moving into the suite

i must go tackle and beat the shit out of this philosophy paper