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Monday, April 28, 2008

  • no subject. fuck that!

    Someone told me:

    "I once dated a girl who told me that she only lets her boyfriends fuck her 12 times a year. She actually told me this seriously! She said that if a guy is smart, he will fuck her once a month, because if he uses up his 12 fucks right away, he will have to wait until the next year to get sex again! So, I fucked her 4 times a day for three days and then I said goodbye. She asked, "Where are you going?" I told her that since I had already used up my twelve tickets, then there was no point in sticking around any longer. I told her that it was OK, that I respected her rules and wasn't going to ask for another fuck, and after all, did she really expect me to beg? She ended up chasing me for the next five years."

    enough said.

Saturday, April 26, 2008

  • Due to the nature of this online world..

    It's funny because I've found that when posting comments... emails.. even instant messaging you'll have so much time to consider what you say (or don't say). I'm sure most of us have written... unwritten.. changed.. read over.. and totally revamped something to someone they were communicating with....

    You'll probably start to notice how retarded you've become in dealing with real social situations.. I'm not talking about daily (like grocery clerk, bank teller, etc.) but more the people with whom we have placed emotional expectations. such as.. someone you're attracted too, Exxes, etc. when dealing with these.. NO!... there is no delete button.. instead of deleting.. we'll probably just get really tongue tied.. or not know what to say at all.. or just freak out doe eyed style.

    So in order to combat this stupidity.. I try to post the first thoughts that pop out of my mind.. to keep it as *in the moment capable* as possible.. and I suggest you should too.

    So please forgive me if I say something rude or lewd.. I'm just being honest.
    **edit** on second thought no one cares what you think.

Friday, April 25, 2008

  • If you thought I really was your ex...

    lOl please leave a message.

    Most days I'll browse random xanga blogs... It just occured to me that it would become much more interesting for me and everyone else if I used this screen name while I did it.

    Oh and don't try to add me...because I'm not your ex. seriously.


    disclaimer: due to the confusing nature of my screen name, relax.. and please be reminded that this really isn't your ex.

Tuesday, April 22, 2008

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