| GOING CAR SHOPPING SUCKS BALLS AND NOT IN A PLEASURABLE WAY
BANANA CHIPS ARE THE SHIT
I WANT A NEW TATTOO I HAD ONE IN MIND UNTIL I SAW A GAY MAN WITH IT ON HIS BELLY BUTTON ITS WRONG JUST WRONG
LISS UR RIGHT THIS FLAVORED WATER SHIT IS TASTAY! AND U WEAR WHORE PERFUME HAHAHAHAHH
JAMES IS HAVING LISSS LOVE CHILD SOMETHING AINT RIGHT BOUT THAT BOY
PENIS CODE STATES IF THERES SOMETHING THERE FOR THE PICKIN DONT TRY STICKIN IF THERES NOTHING IN THE LAP YOURE FREE TO TAP!  |
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| I WENT IN TO THE DRUGSTORE TO BUY MY GRL SOME TAMPONS TODAY THE GUY AT THE COUNTER TRIED TO HOLD BACK HIS LAUGH
I TOLD HIM ID STICK ONE IN HIS PEE HOLE |
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| MY PENIS GETS MORE ATTENTION THAN I DO |
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| LAST NITE WAS FUCKIN CRAZZAAAYYYYY! I GOT MY GRL TORE UP LIKE I NEVER SEEN BEFORE IT WAS FUCKIN AWESOME
HAD TO TAKE CARE OF MY BABY TODAY WITH HER HANGOVER HAHAHHAHHH
DAX UR LOSER ASS MISSED OUT FUCKER JUST HAD TO BE IN PARADISE
IN A FEW WEEKS TOSH ITLL BE ME U LISS AND A BOTTLE OF JOSE BODY SHOTS ARE THE SHIT! |
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| WELL WHAT THE HELL UP IM SITTIN HERE BORED AT WORK IM TALKIN TO HOLY GRAIL TRYIN BOUT KIRA HE SAYS HED FUCK HER I WAS LIKE NO SHIT SHES FUCKIN HOT THATS Y SHES MY GRL I THINK I GAVE HIM WOOD TALKIN BOUT HER WHAT AN EGO BOOST HUH BABE KIRA COULD MAKE A VIRGIN WHOS "SAVIN" HIMSELF WANA FUCK HOLD UR HEAD UP BABY
JAMES WANTS A BIGGER PACKAGE TO OFFER THE LADIES HAHAHH WELL FIX EM UP GOOD MAKE HIM A LITTLE BEEFIER LITTLE MORE CONFIDENT HELP THE BRO OUT FUCK IM A NICE GUY
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