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Wednesday, July 13, 2005

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    Heard Wed. mornings at 6:40 AM on Newsradio 970 WFLA-Tampa

    I love Reuters News Service. When the United States was attacked on September 11th 2001, they refused to call the perpetrators “terrorists”. I don’t know what you would have to do to be called a terrorist by Reuters?

    When the Brits were victims of Al Qaeda’s European wing, once again Reuters, as well as other British media once again failed to see the “terrorists fingerprints” and instead referred to the killers as “bombers”.

    I don’t know what you would have to do to be called a terrorists by Reuters?

    You better wake up and smell the coffee. “They”, (terrorists) want you and me dead, period! There is no money in the world, no act we could render to make them like us. The hatred is taught to their very youngest from birth. Masque in Europe spew vile messages against the west. “They” hate you, don’t you get it?

    There will be more attacks, and the more the media refuses to call them terrorists, the more embolden “they” (terrorists) become. The more legitimacy we give “them”, the longer it will take for the rest of the world to realize, “they” are (terrorists).

    That’s how I see it!


     


     

     


     


      



    If you were going to start a whole new division of a business you would probably conduct extensive research and product testing, with surveys and focus groups, which would take many months. You’d hire analysts to dissect the market to find out if there was a need for your new product and only when that was all done would you actually start to develop and test it. Great! Now we know what you would do.

    We, on the other hand, noticed one day in an airport that there really weren’t any smart and funny magazines. So we wrote one. No testing, no research and not a single focus group. Since you are one of the first to have Fusion in your hands, you have become Violet Beaureguard to my Willy Wonka.

    Each issue, subscribers to Fusion can expect to get the latest perspective on what is happening in our world, coupled with my personal thoughts as a ‘work in progress’ as well as cutting edge comedy and satire. Believe me, this magazine is not the Weekly Standard and it may not be for everyone, but because we know that, those that do enjoy it are going to LOVE IT.

    It is my sincere hope that you are one of those people and my Oompa Loompas won’t have to squeeze the juice from you in our pressing room.

     

     

Thursday, June 02, 2005

  • school is out today, yesssssss. next year i got mr. person environmental science. oh man its going to be crazy. just wait.

    *we here at evil conservative industries have reconized the threat of the liberal influence on our young college bound freshman. so we have this pledge to help warn you.....*

                  ** CHILD'S COLLEGE PLEDGE **

    I _______________________________, son/daughter of _________________________ being of sound mind and body, do hereby resolve to attend college in a truly open minded fashion. Therefore, I will not conform to what I will soon perceive as a trendy non-conformity, just to conform to my peers and professors.
         Similarly, I realize that what I will receive on campus will be a constant stream of unquestioned liberal ideals, presented as fact, and I recognize that I am the only barrier between these statements and the truth.
         I realize that my parents should not be forced to pay for my indoctrination to the liberal cause of the day, and that as a token of my gratitude for tuition, I promise to honestly question the ramblings of former activists posing as educators.
          I hereby state that I am intelligent enough to realize that fighting against the establishment in college may mean many times agreeing with my parents, and I will not be embarrassed to do so, even if they dress poorly, humiliate me, or just seem generally pathetic.
           Finally, I promise under penalty of perjury that if, after a period of honest questioning I still find myself being drawn to the dark side of the force, I will take action. I promise before the change occurs to have a conversation with my parents, lasting one hour, about each position in question. In this meeting, I will provide my full attention, listen, and carefully consider my parents viewpoint. I will not disregard them as out of the loop, old, or mindlessly controlled by the establishment.
           If after this careful consideration of my parent’s wise thoughts and beliefs, I still think that they are incorrect, my parents will happily recognize my independence as a thoughtful individual and we will simply agree to disagree, with no hard feelings or lingering anger.
          At this time I will also forfeit any and all monetary payments made on my behalf regarding tuition, sustenance, or even travel to get back to college.

    We the undersigned to hereby declare this document to be a binding agreement.

    Child _________________________ Date __________

    Parent _________________________ Date __________

    Parent _________________________ Date __________

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Thursday, May 12, 2005

  • United We Stand

    **im tired of this shit, i explain below***

    IMMIGRANTS, NOT AMERICANS, MUST ADAPT.
    I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Sept. 11, we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Americans. However, the dust from the attacks had barely settled when the "politically correct! " crowd began complaining about the possibility that our patriotism was offending others.

    I am not against immigration, nor do I hold a grudge against anyone who is seeking a better life by coming to America. Our population is almost entirely made up of descendants of immigrants. However, there are a few things that those who have recently come to our country, and  apparently some born here, need to understand. This idea of America being a multicultural community has served only to dilute our sovereignty and our national identity.

    As Americans, we have our own culture, our own society, our own language and our own lifestyle. This culture has been developed over centuries of struggles, trials, and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom.

    We speak ENGLISH, not Spanish, Portuguese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society, learn the language!

    "In God We Trust" is our national motto. This is not some Christian, right wing, political slogan.. We adopted this motto because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.

    If Stars and Stripes offend you, or you don't like Uncle Sam, then you should seriously consider a move to another part of this planet. We are happy with our culture and have no desire to change, and we really don't care how you did things where you came from. This is OUR COUNTRY, our land, and our lifestyle. Our First Amendment gives every citizen the right to express his opinion and we will allow you every opportunity to do so!
    But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about our flag, our pledge, our national motto, or our way of life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other! great American freedom, THE RIGHT TO LEAVE.

    It is Time for America to Speak up

    **here is some interesting facts about that day***


    Nostradamus warned of the TERROR FROM THE SKY around 1999 starting WW III

    Nostradamus warned of the FIRE IN THE SKY in the New City around 40 and 5 degrees latitude
    (New York is 40.5 degrees)

    Famous Nostradamus Translator Sollog warned of 2001 as the year THE USA would be STRUCK!

    In the 902 Prophecy Sollog warned of
    The BIG BANG IN THE BIG BUILDING between September 2nd and September 16th.

    The Sollog "2001 USA TO BE STRUCK" Warning is in his famous US case 96CV 1499.

    It has been on file since 1996 in the US Federal court house in Philadelphia

    Sollog and Nostradamus both WARNED OF THIS DAY in History!
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    "In the year of the new century and nine months,
    From the sky will come a great King of Terror...
    The sky will burn at forty-five degrees.
    Fire approaches the great new city..."
    "In the city of york there will be a great collapse,
    2 twin brothers torn apart by chaos
    while the fortress falls the great leader will succumb
    third big war will begin when the big city is burning"
    _________________________

    More Facts

    The date of the attack: 9/11 - 9+1+1=11
    - September 11th is the 254th day of the year: 2+5+4=11
    - After September 11th, there are 111 days left to the end of the year.
    - 119 is the area code to Irag/Iran: 1+1+9=11
    - The Twin Towers standing side by side, looks like the number 11
    - The first plane to hit the towers was flight 11
    - The state of New York was the 11th state added to the Union
    - New York City - 11 letters
    - Afghanistan - 11 letters
    - The Pentagon - 11 letters
    - Ramzi Yousef - 11 letters (convicted of orchestrating the attack on the WTC in 1993)
    - Flight 11 - 92 on board 9+2=11
    - Flight 77 - 65 on board 6+5=11
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    The I.D. number on the first plane that hit the WTC was Q33.
    In Word or Word Perfect, type Q33NY
    (in caps). Then highlight it and change it to Wingdings font and make the font size larger till you can see it.(38 font or more)

    See what happens.

    Q33NY
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Monday, May 09, 2005

  • hellow gents and laidies. man ive been busy lately. sorry i havn't updated in a while. anyway i thought we should start today off with some useless quotes, a little thing i like to call: words of wisdom, for the conservative man, enjoy. *note, a couple of these have nothing to do with anything. haha.

    "Only you can prevent forest fires"

    "Get off my phone!"

    "For the love of pete"

    "When all is said and done, America will understand that Micheal Moore smells like pancakes"

    "Hope is the oxygen of the soul"

    "A litl bito of choclit"

    "Couldn't you just say Haliburton for me Please"

    "Poverty does not cause terriorsom, terriorism causes poverty"

    "Jesse Jackson is Yasser Arafat, without the guns and your grandma's table gloth on his head"

    "Thats about just about as long lasting as Star Jones on a marsh mellow boat"

    "Application of your faith will change you life"

    "The only trynanny that happens in America is in courtroom"

    "You want freedome of speech, go out into yourneighborhood and talk all you want"

    "Whos the cute little liberal, yeah you are"

    "Buy every share of enron that you can get your hands on"

    "Lets just keep this between you and me, and big oil"

    "The lessons Partisans dont want you to learn, is that your voice matters"

    "I'm not one to judge, but he's going to burn is hell"

    "Sorry the answer is No, I am happily married"

    "Its not about changes weapons of mass destruction, its about changing the Middle East"

    "What is it we expect, what is it we deserve?"

    "The democrats dont understand the word: ENEMY"

     

     

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