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Thursday, December 30, 2004

Thu, 30 Dec 2004 21:25:23 GMT

Don't you just find it absolutely hilarious how people search public means of solving private problems? Then, the moment you decide to be an upstanding person, and you know, see if theres anything public you could do to solve the problems of private everybody else, all of a sudden you become the oh so evil-public-you... not just public you, but evil-public... sorta like you were born public... and then turned evil because being evil is the cool thing to do and... well... frankly everyone iiss doing it.

but... if you're friends and evil everyone were breathing.. which i might imagine they would be, is it safe to assume they're breathing because, well, breathing's just the coolest.

breathing reminds me of bread slicing... its just THE COOLEST and EVERYBODIES DOIN IT. but just because your friends are slicing bread and breathing... god forbid at the same time... does that mean you should too? hmmm?

Don't even get me started on the people who made suicide cool...
but just a hint, we call those folks teacher, preachers,and old people.

ah, old people, lovable not so huggable and ooooh so gaseous old people.
the kind of people who think everythings funny and that a nickle will buy you anything...

just imagine people, a whole cult of nickle collectors. I believe they're called "elderly", what a neat word.

yea, im going nowhere, im out.

Monday, December 27, 2004

Mon, 27 Dec 2004 22:34:42 GMT

"One World, One Web, One Program" - Microsoft Promotional Ad
"Ein Volk, Ein Reich, Ein Fuhrer" - Adolf Hitler
think about it

far be it to compare scrawny little B. Gates to Mr. I'm-So-Evil... but still
It's just a little something someone told someone and then that second someone told me. Yay, im the thrid someone, there should be an award for me now or some shit.

Stay with us, stay strong,
you've been had, you've had too much.
You need out, out is the new in.
Stay in.

I'm out

Thursday, December 23, 2004

Thu, 23 Dec 2004 14:08:07 GMT

grrr

Tuesday, December 21, 2004

Tue, 21 Dec 2004 12:17:58 GMT

Tyler, '04

Steve, 04

Jesse, 04

To the boogy down

I was thinking to myself.... for a guy attached to a digital photography ring.... i really havent posted very many pictures...
enjoy

Monday, December 20, 2004

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 19:26:17 GMT

Cheers to the fool
huzzah
just an inside "fuck you"

I figured I owed you semi-fine people a song, so... here

I call it, merry christmas

It's once more the time to buy things
Consume consume consume
If ignorance really is bliss
just ignore the impending dooooooom

Society had its way with you
I suggest you drop by the cli-nic
In case you dont kno just what to do
something some thing something
Blah

Hi Sarah!!!

Out.

Sunday, October 24, 2004

Sun, 24 Oct 2004 10:26:27 GMT

So for all you lazy people who rely on Xanga subscriptions
This is my new splash page.

Thats right, whenever you come here just to see that i havent written anything in oh... about a month or so, you can click a picture of everyone's favourite gangly/freakishly pale guy to get in.

Now for shit you care about
lucky for you guys, theres no big political drama going on... but i love fiction like that..... anyway, standard blog entry... thats right, just like everyone else's aren't I fly

I walked home thursday
Donno why... its just something I havent done since I was a kid. I had the time to catch my bus, but there was something on my mind that I couldnt figure out. I keep thinking to myself, that I don't belong in this shit hole town. Maybe I walked home to see why?

While I was walking, I saw a few things that caught me off guard. One was the happy crossing guard. It's funny... she was happy, but according to the town (and two other towns in the school board) decided that the service of crossing guards aren't needed. Think about that, the town will no longer pay for crossing guards... but... i probably just care too much, i mean, if a 6 year old doesn't want to die from oncoming traffic, he/she/it should probably just stay home or get mum to pick him/her/it up.

Two random ass kids decided to get into a fight... because one had a basketball and the other had food and clothes supplied by charities. I found this funny, then I stopped by subway, hungry as shit.

I'd seen enough of this place to make me realize the solution to the unknown problem: leave. From the weed smokers, who light up on the millenium trail to the uneducated masses of hicks that call Apalachia home. I saw enough, just on this walk home.

Wasn't over though, half way home; this half was even more depressing. Raise your hand if you've ever walked the whole stretch of Hall street. Now keep it up if you weren't completely bored stiff by the end of it... I live at the end of it, and around the corner. I'm not trying to be some kind of a hero, that would be a lie.

No, I'm not a hero, the blind guy I met on the side of the road reminded me that I can't fly. Plus, hero's are supposed to be role models... a part of me chuckled when this old man walked off the side walk and into the bush.

Save role modelling for Kaileyann or some other saintly figure.

When I got home, I had some soup,
and forgot everything.

Monday, September 20, 2004

Mon, 20 Sep 2004 16:29:50 GMT

thats right, i'm still alive *thumbs up*
i've been.... preoccupied... *cough-lie-cough*

so anyway, on with it

I realized something a day or two ago... I'm confusing...
so i figured i would "open up" to you oh so faithfull people
*sigh* and yea, this is gonna turn out just like one of those chain letter survey dealies.... only less... repetitive.... my answers are worth caring about.

books:
1. No Logo
2. Guns, Germs, and Steal
3. Stupid White Men

movies:
1. The Matrix (the first one)
2. The Last Samurai
3. Bowling For Columbine
4. (space reserved for farenheit 911...)

music:
1. System of a down
2. Rage against the machine
3. anything with Del or Heiroglyphics

role models:
1. Gandhi
2. Bob Marley
3. Cap'n Crunch (the 1337 know)

websites i visit:
1. www.deviantart.com
2. www.getunderground.com
3. www.penny-arcade.com
4. www.homestarrunner.com
5. (once i find a good forum)

healthy list inn'it?
yea, im gone

"Warning: I love you"

Thursday, August 19, 2004

Thu, 19 Aug 2004 12:29:36 GMT

Wooow... thats the last time i spend an hour talking to myself
Man... and more importantly... uh... Lady? awesome...

so, one thing i did not do last night... sleep
blah, what did I do? I tried to figure out the meaning of life... i think I came close too
Wooow... try this... to live is to die in the most creative way!

k... i kno its crap... this made a whole lot more sense last night...
hey... at least i didnt write about politics...

"the Repo Man sings for you"

Friday, August 13, 2004

Fri, 13 Aug 2004 13:52:14 GMT

Its not too often that i use facts when i rant
still, i hate idiots and sometimes a quote helps you tell who might just be one.

"Our enemies are innovative and resourcefull, and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we." ~George W. Bush

I dont even need to make fun of him today!
Bush, thankyou for making my life easier!
i still really dont like you
frickin tool... see kids, this is was crack does to people...
i mean, its not enough that he cant write his own speach... but he cant find a good speach writer either! Bush bush shrubs... im sure daddy knows a guy who knows a guy who can hook you up...

in news you actually care about:
1. cheese was the answer! i swear!
2. my passport pic is soo much cooler than my G1 drivers license
3. i have a pleasure craft boater dealy liscence... somewhere...
4. 4rocks!
5. I look like some guy named Jole...
6. who the hell is Jole!
7. anyone remmeber the guy looking for Lisa? he called back... asking for Lisa... tool

Wednesday, August 04, 2004

Wed, 04 Aug 2004 13:54:53 GMT

pranking Don King

hahahah alright, first off. Don is just a cool guy. I know i wish i had hair like that... hell, i wish i had a last name like King... then i'd be awesomefabulous or some random word combo like that. But check out that bold link at the top, if you cant load it, check it some other time, its worth a click or two

article about the call... and its aftermath

other random prank call
the other other random prank call <-this one is awesome

"who is your daddy, and what does he do"

Anyway:
1. AriJa I love you!
2. my sister isnt the blonde deamon from hell...
she's just blonde and more likely from the freexer, k?
3. I'm tired and that all i have to say right about now,

hahaha, cheers