Name:Tim Country:United States State:California Metro:Los Angeles Birthday:10/6/1982 Gender:Male
Interests:Kicking puppies, punching children, leaving the toilet seat up Expertise:Being a modest and humble friend, Sharing random tales of my greatness Occupation:Other
This is my cut of a music video for an indie band called Neorelic.
I spent the better part of 3 weeks going through the footage and
putting it together, so I hope you enjoy it. It's in a contest on
youtube, so please rate it highly and tell your friends to watch it and
do the same. Let me know what you think.
So let's say you were chilling yesterday saying to yourself, "I should really give Katie Holmes a call. I think we should hang out." But then when you called her, it went straight to voicemail. That's because she was hanging out with me on set at Dodger's stadium.
So I show up on set and see her standing there all by her lonesome. The conversation goes something like this:
Me: Katie! Katie: Hello. (Confused, but slightly intrigued by my sexiness) Me: Loved you in Mad Money. That movie was mad awesome! Katie: I know, right? I thought I would have got an Oscar nod for sure. Me and Latifah were tearing that shit up on screen. Me: So how's the baby? Katie: I dunno. Tom is somewhere taking care of her. I just need some space sometimes, know what I mean? He's smothering me.
A passerby spills his drink on Katie's boobs and gets her shirt soaking wet.
Katie: Oh no! Now I'm all wet and sticky. Whatever will I do? Me: Don't worry about that. I can take care of it.
Katie and I go into her trailer. The trailer starts rockin' and nobody comes a knockin' *
*Events and dialogue are based on real events, but may have been embellished or fictionalized to for entertainment value.
So I booked a gig as an extra on Thursday. Woohoo! It's for some show on ABC that I've never heard of. It's called Eli Stone. I think it'll be pretty chill and I just hang out at Dodger Stadium meeting people. That should be fun.
Also, I landed an interview at a commercial/music video editing company tomorrow. It's the bottom rung of the ladder, but at least I'll have my foot in the door. I'm really excited. Have to memorize their names and watch all of their videos tonight. Wish me luck!
Do you have your tickets for The Dark Knight yet? I'm seeing it in IMAX on Saturday. Four full blown action scenes shot specifically to utilize the larger aspect ratio of an IMAX screen. It's never been done before! Is everybody as freaking excited as I am? I'm going to make some Batman origami now...
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