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Wednesday, May 07, 2008

TACOS!!! [Danger: long rant]

I love Tacos. I love them almost as much as I love sandwiches. You gotta admit, there's nothing better than a really really good sandwich. It's filling, wholesome, comforting, & delicious. And tacos, although individually smaller, are equally satisfying on all levels when eaten en masse. I'm really partial to fish tacos. Yum. Especially seared tuna tacos. Fried fish tacos are okay, but they're basically Mexican po-boys. Actually, I guess a taco is by nature a po-boy. I'm sure Mexicans don't typically stick gourmet ingredients in their tacos. It's something that's supposed to be filling and tasty. That's pretty much what defines a po-boy, stuff that tastes good stuffed into a sandwich roll. Oh man, I remember the ones Mike used to make. They were craaaaazy. I miss those days. Oh right, back to tacos. I've been eating a lot of fish tacos. By a lot, I mean more than I used to. I think I've had 5 fish-taco meals in the past 30 days, compared to the 2 or 3 I've had in all the years that preceded that. I started liking fish tacos in Maui, but they didn't really sink in until more recently when I had an Ahi tuna taco at Houlihan's. It was so good, I went back a week later to have it again, only to find out they'd taken it off the menu. So I ate an Ahi tuna salad instead which was basically all the same ingredients in a big bowl instead of on flour tortillas. Yeah, I said flour. They taste better than masa tortillas and they stay together better too. Then I went back a week later and they custom made Ahi tacos by taking the seared tuna from the salad and replacing the fried fish in the regular fish tacos. Woohoo! That made me feel special. In the most recent Trader Joe's flyer, they advertised marinated fish tacos on the cover and I just had to have them and I looked all over the store but they were hiding on the top shelf on the wrong side of the frozen section. I had to get a cute tattooed girl to help me. And then she recommended an alternative recipe which she says tastes better and I believe her because she's also the girl who prepares the food in the samples corner. Now that I've tried those, which contained fried tilapia, I'm sure hers will be better. Those tacos sucked big time. So much so, that I only ate 1 of the 4 that it came with. I will try to salvage the other 3 by dumping some good salsa & cheese on them and turning them into fish enchiladas. Then I'll try that recipe she gave me. I've got Ahi tuna in the freezer waiting to go. I bought some ginger dressing at Costco yesterday. I tasted it and it rocks. They're going to make the tacos rock. I guess that makes the tacos sort of fusion. I'd be using flour tortillas so that's already a departure from tradition so that'd be Tex-Mex (that counts as fusion!) and then I'd be using seared fish which is still mostly raw so it's sort of French-Japanese, and the ginger dressing claims to be Japanese-inspired. Broccoli slaw is sort of new-age/modern American. So let's see, that's a franco-nihon-tex-mex-american. Making up words is fun piddly-diddle. They're gonna be so good. SOooo good. Speaking of so good, my coffee totally rocks. I make my own coffee in the morning, which is painful since I make it at work and the entire 45-minute commute is completely caffeine-free through some twisty medium-traffic back-roads, but completely worth it. I just got this new coffee grinder which makes my coffee 10X better. I couldn't believe how big a difference a coffee grinder could make. I've used several brewing methods but lately, I've been using the Good Eats True Brew method: hot water poured slowly over a cone filter (the same plastic Melitta I got for free back at Cooper) with freshly ground beans. This has always yielded the most consistently mild & flavorful coffee. I've been using the same beans (Caffe Altura rocks!). The ONLY thing that changed last week was the grinder (Mr. Coffee Grinder with Chamber Maid). I noticed that the grind comes out much more even, and I knew that would make a difference, but I honestly did not expect such a big difference. My coffee is better than ever and it's actually so satisfying, I only drink 1 mug a day. I used to drink 2-3 carafes from the French Press, and 2 mugs from the old grinder. This is great. I'm saving money, time, my health, and I still get to enjoy the best-darn coffee I've EVER drank. It's so great, I'm thinking of starting a DIY cafe where each table gets a Mr Coffee grinder, 2 Melitta cones, and a hot water tap. You buy the beans & filters at the counter, but make the coffee at your table. The noise will be ridiculous, but the coffee will be worth it. And it'll teach people to appreciate the merits of brewing your own coffee. Espresso will be brewed at the counter. No way would I put $300+ machines at each table. This all goes along with a restaurant idea I had. I've even got a great name: Make It Your Own Damn Self! The menu would consist of food you have to cook at your own table. That's not such an odd concept. After all, Korean BBQ is cooked at your table, and in a lot of cases, you cook it yourself. Okonomiyaki is served this way in Japan too. They bring you batter & cabbage. You throw it on the grill yourself. And teppan-yaki?? Take all the flair out of it, and the cooking itself couldn't be simpler. Throw the ingredients on the hot griddle, toss with oil, serve when done. Best part is, you'd have no one to blame for bad food but yourself. You could order cooked food there, but there'd be some kind of penalty. Either a surcharge, or an embarrassing alarm goes off as the runner brings the food over to you so everyone stops and stares at you for being the only idiot in the restaurant who can't cook his/her own damn food. First-timers would get a break and a cook will come out to show you how to cook your dish, but there'll be a fee or mandatory tip for additional "expert consultations." Sure, people might lie about it being their first time, but the cooks will eventually remember your face and start charging you. I can see how this sort of rudeness might not be appealing to some, but it's part of the theme. It's called Cook It Your Own Damn Self, not Kindly Cook You Own Food, Please. Some people are going to get a kick out of it. They're allowed to be equally rude in return. And, hopefully, the food will be good enough that some people will come for the food and tolerate the attitude. And it's not like they're going to be in-your-face rude, just not the kind of service you expect at a great restaurant. Think NYC Chinatown restaurants where the servers rarely smile, but they alway get your food right and everything tastes great. I think it has potential, at least in NYC where it would blend right in. Maybe that's not good. Maybe I should start someplace in Cali or down south where I can turn the NY attitude into a selling point. That name would be good for a cook-book too. I can publish that once the restaurant takes off. Then there'd be no reason to come to the restaurant, and you know what, that's okay. People go out too often nowadays. I remember when eating out was a luxury. I was friggin' elated when we'd go to Burger King, Roy Rogers, Boston Market, Pizza, etc. But now it's become common-place. Once a week is the minimum for eating for me & my parents. I kind of miss the old days when my folks cooked everything. Maybe that's just nostalgia talking, but one of my fondest memories is of my father making ramyun for me with sliced hot-dogs. I thought it was so cool to have little lens-shaped meat-disks with my noodles. Hopefully, this restaurant will inspire people to stay home and cook using the techniques you learn at my restaurant. Eventually, they'll understand and appreciate that cooking at home lets you control all the variables to create healthier & tastier meals. Everyone's palette is a bit different, so you can tweak your food to perfectly match your own tastes. It's not like the idea is new. There are a few restaurants that do this, and lots of weekend classes are offered by real chefs, but those are pretty up-scale & pricey. This will be quicker, cheaper, and available all week for breakfast, lunch & dinner. Even if people stayed home more, I'm hoping the quality of my food will still bring people to the restaurant. It would also be good for dates and client meetings. At the restaurant, you can always poke at your food or do something productive with your hands to fill into those inevitable long silences. Also, the dishes would be engineered to be more or less fool-proof; little things slightly high oil or water content to reduce burning, under-seasoned so you can salt & pepper it yourself. I'll give this idea a shot when I'm retired and have free time. Should be fun.

On a side note: I'm still soda-free and it's easier than I thought it would be because I have Crystal Light, unsweetened iced tea & coffee to curb my cravings.


Tuesday, April 29, 2008

Soft drinks

Like doughnuts, I've given up soda. I'm only allowing myself to drink soda on April 1 of every year. Those who know me, may be surprised since I drink 3-5 glasses of diet soda in a sitting, but I've gone 4 weeks and going strong.

On a related note, has anyone noticed how big the soft-drink aisles have gotten at the super markets? No single product get that much shelf-space per serving! In the bread aisle, how many loaves of Wonderbread can you count? In the canned soup aisle, how many Campbell's tomato soup do you find? And in the soft drinks aisle, how many cases and bottles of Coca Cola do you see? It's pretty amazing. The only reason there are so many are because they sell proportionately more soda than anything else.

So why am I so impressed? I knew America loves soda, but until today, it was just a fact. The magnitude never sank in. I walked down that aisle thousands of times in dozens of supermarkets, and never thought twice about just HOW much soda that really was. Pretty amazing.


Sunday, April 27, 2008

Yogurt cups

My favorite part about eating yogurt is licking the wrapper. It's all downhill after that.


Friday, April 18, 2008

Goodbye Stanley Kamel

Dr Kroger from Monk passed away April 8, 2008 of a heart attack.  That makes me so sad!


Thursday, April 17, 2008

for a smaller, sleeker, sexier tomorrow...

Credit cards set the standard for small. Everything is advertised as being as small as a credit card, but if everything is the size of a credit card, a credit card really isn't that small then, is it? And if you think about it, why IS a credit card as big as it is? Only the magnetic strip is used for anything anymore. The raised lettering used to be used decades ago for carbon-copy receipts for credit card transactions (Remember those big loud swipey thing at Macy's??) but when was the last time you've seen one of those? A credit card could easily be HALF the size it is now and retain full functionality. Imagine a thinner credit card, or a just a scaled-down version. I'd only need half as much room for cards in my wallet. If it weren't for the numbers being on the lower half of the card, I'd cut them in half right now! I could tape them edge-to-edge to make 2-in-1 cards. Swipe side A for Visa, side B for debit! BRILLIANT!!



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