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Name: Phillip
Country: United States
State: New York
Birthday: 11/9/1975
Gender: Male


Interests: I collect ear wax and Belly button lint. Im also expanding into toenail clippings. Yummy Yummy toenails!
Expertise: I work for the Bronx Zoo. I feed the Polar Bears. You're probably wondering what they eat...well I'll tell you. Penguins. And baby seals. You might think that clubbing them to death is an easy job, but it's not. It's messy. Especially since those damn Animal Rights activists started hanging around. Now I'm not allowed to use a real bat or club. I have to resort to using a soft foam Nerf bat.
Occupation: Other
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Member Since: 6/6/2002

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Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Best purchase I made all year, courtesy of  http://shirt.woot.com/

I can't wait for it to come in.



 

***edit***

You Knuckleheads. Haha

From www.dictionary.com

rebus

noun
a puzzle where you decode a message consisting of pictures representing syllables and words 

re·bus      [ree-buhs] Pronunciation Key - Show IPA Pronunciation
–noun, plural -bus·es.
1.a representation of a word or phrase by pictures, symbols, etc., that suggest that word or phrase or its syllables: Two gates and a head is a rebus for Gateshead.
2.a piece of writing containing many such representations.

[Origin: 1595–1605; < L rébus by things (abl. pl. of rés), in phrase nōn verbīs sed rébus not by words but by things]

Dictionary.com Unabridged (v 1.1)
Based on the Random House Unabridged Dictionary, © Random House, Inc. 2006.
American Heritage Dictionary - Cite This Source
re·bus       (rē'bəs)  Pronunciation Key 
n.   pl. re·bus·es
A representation of words in the form of pictures or symbols, often presented as a puzzle.


[From Latin rēbus, ablative pl. of rēs, thing; see rē- in Indo-European

 


Tuesday, July 31, 2007

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Joel's post -Nautica Triathalon victory picture from about 2 weekends ago. Part of the event required him to swim about a mile in the Hudson River. For those of you that are unfamiliar with this particular body of water and it's "pristine" history, then yes...I'm a jerk. For those of you who are who ARE familiar with the Hudson River, then you can understand my reaction. I told him he might end up growing another big toe. On his forehead. Now that's one lil' piggy you don't want comin' home.

I am completely incapable of taking a normal picture.

All kidding aside, good job Joel!

Best line of the year? 

"Remember...anything more than two shakes is considered playing with yourself".

D'oh!


Friday, May 25, 2007

Great Balls of Fire

The air conditioning has been on the fritz in my office this whole week. Today, the forcast calls for 92 degrees, which translates to about 110 degrees in the office when you take into account the stuffiness.

The back of my knees are sweaty.

As are my gonads.

 I am a model of unproductiveness today.

And I am gripped with a strong desire to walk over to my coworker/boss's cube and giving him a big sweaty man hug.

But that would be wrong. That Stan. He's the bestest boss ever.

I only included that statement above because he just found out I have this blog and he requested the link. I hope he reads this..and welcomes my Sweaty Man hugs.  

Good weekend to you all.

 

 


Saturday, April 28, 2007

Who doesn't like bubbles?

I feel like going to see something light, fun and frivolous. Anybody want to go with me?

http://www.gazillionbubbleshow.com/

So much for my vow of staying away from off Broadway for a little while. I was sort of disappointed when I went to watch Be by Mayumana  a few weeks ago. Can't say I would be able to recommend it to people. Now Slava's Snowshow I raved about. I miss Slava's Snowshow. I look forward to seeing it come back to New York.

For those of you that have no idea what I'm talking about:

http://www.beoffbroadway.com/

http://www.snowshowusa.com/main.html

Or you could just interpret my words as the ramblings of an addled mind.




Monday, January 01, 2007

A bit late...

Wishing you and yours a Happy and Prosperous New Year.

Or as the Klingons would say...

Bliain úr faoi shéan is faoi mise duit !!!


 




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