| Wow. I still have a xanga. |
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| This was apparently in the Washington Post. The title of the article was "Best Comeback Line Ever."
In summary, the police arrested Patrick Lawrence, a 22 year old white male resident of Dacula, GA, in a pumpkin patch at 11:38 p.m. on Friday. Lawrence will be charged with lewd and lascivious behavior, public indecency, and public intoxication at the Gwinnett County courthouse on Monday.
The suspect explained that as he was passing a pumpkin patch he decided to stop. "You know, a pumpkin is soft and squishy inside, and there was no one around for miles. At least I thought there wasn't," he stated in a phone interview.
Lawrence went on to say that he pulled over to the side of the road, picked out a pumpkin that he felt was appropriate to his purpose, cut a hole in it, and proceeded to satisfy his alleged "need."
"Guess I was really into it, you know?" he commented with evident embarrassment. In the process, Lawrence apparently failed to notice a Gwinnett County police car approaching and was unaware of his audience until Officer Brenda Taylor approached him.
"That was an unusual situation, that's for sure," said Officer Taylor. "I walked up to Lawrence and he was just.... pumping away at this pumpkin." Taylor went on to describe what happened when she approached Lawrence. "I just went up and said, 'Excuse me sir, but do you realize that you're having sex with a pumpkin?'
He froze and was clearly very surprised that I was there, and then looked me straight in the face and said, "A pumpkin? Holy *&%$, is it midnight already?" |
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| ok, so i definitely had a customer today named Wangh Da Kok, and I can't say that I've ever met anyone prouder of their name than he was.
Bravo |
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| Quote: "X-Men: The Last Stand has to be one of the best movies ever."
My response???
plblblbpblbpltrlytlyltltlgplfdpgpdskjgs
weeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkk. X-Men has gone the way of the Matrix Trilogy. Good...better....Way to Suck.
BUT
maybe if we give them enough money, we'll inspire them to create another sequel, thereby giving them a chance to redeem themselves. |
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| great weekend.
RENT was the shizzle, original cast or not.
and i have the best girlfriend a guy could ask for.
i am happy. |
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