Haha I got this from wei: www.googlism.com

Googlism for: jack
[abridged version :D]

jack is simply breathtaking
jack is "magic"
jack is a hottie
jack is echt wat voor jou
jack is a toronto based sculptor who works with clay
jack is back on track ya hack
jack is lobster boy
jack is receiving his fortune from gypsy sal
jack is the favoured game in this casino and we welcome all players
jack is the largest of california's hares
jack is one of my best friends
jack is my love slave
jack is back is an adventure/puzzle game with 2 main objectives to complete in order to thwart jack
jack is funny at times but lacks real plot
jack is a toronto
jack is a multitalented circus performer and entertainer
jack is endowed with x and y and his utility function is u = x ½ + y
jack is a bit like having an insurance policy
jack is older than jill
jack is the postman delivering mail to jill's neighborhood daily
jack is an unqualified success
jack is a handsome belgian draft horse
jack is our hero
jack is a lifestyle submissive from nyc with long experience in serving the black female
jack is in debian unstable and testing now
jack is here don't you fear
jack is found from new jersey through bermuda
jack is fire chief in marianna fl
jack is born baby is just a few minutes old
jack is back i wonder if his face can be cured
jack is amazing
jack is oven
jack is dead wrong when it comes to the total stock market
jack is women's hoop central
jack is a jacka$$
jack is er in vele kleuren
jack is a joker though come back here may 16th jacko
jack is burning stop the madness stop the hypocrites
jack is troia grandmother
jack is back in a gentle triumph
jack is one hot mofo
jack is on vacation
jack is beat
jack is free
jack is cool
jack is back on track ya hack
jack is available for adoption
jack is named miss greater juniata valley
jack is not dishonest
jack is terrified of the prospect of a market in which individuals can send movies "hurtling" across the internet with the click of a mouse
jack is ready for his close up
jack is one of my best friends
jack is burning
jack is back in the news blm's version
jack is all jacked up jan 11 '03
jack is back samurai jack
jack is free nigel van wieck
jack is cool real name
jack is kampioen in mooi zijn van een onzer verslaggevers
jack is missing welsh inclusion
jack is gay

its only been a few days, but being a jellybean is purrrrty awesome i must say!

and now to find out how to stop the BART train tomorow...
*pick up phone* "BOMB! BART! NOW!" *click*

i leave on the 20th, couldnt be more excited. Heres my finalized schedule by the way

Total Units: 20

eh.. i think i might drop a class, but i'll see how it goes for the first few days.. and the fact that i have some classes going on at the same time hrm.. im just missing a few lectures a week so thats ok i guess. but then i have to work in the lab too.. ehhh i duno..

anyways.. LAST DAY AT TARGET TODAY AHAHHAA OH MAN THEYRE GONNA GET F'ED UP AHAHA. "hey jack, could you pleas--" "--HELL NO, LATER SUCKAS!!"

hoooooooly crap

so i had to work today at 7am.. ok.. not to bad i say to myself.. set the ol alarm clock.. go to sleep at 1am.. hey, its like a normal school day, this should be cake right? fk, 10 min intervals of hitting the snooze button this morning.. i had to eventually roll out of bed to wake up..

so this morning shit is called "pushing." which is basically stocking the aisles back up with merchandise. aight, not too shabby.. i start out shelving soap on this cart.. soma that stuf smell really fruity.. but anyways.. after that, some lady gives me another cart full of merchandise to shelve.. yea.. ALL TAMPONS.. and DOUCHE BAGS.. wtf?? i spend like 2 hrs shelving feminine hygiene products. man what is this.. a whole aisle of ultrathin, overnight, fragranced, super, normal, winged, no winged, 4 walled, ultra absorbant super powered odor killing tampon of the future.. WHY CANT YOU JUST SHOVE TISSUE UP YOUR ASS? customers start comin in.. askin me where stuff is.. they see me holding "fragranced douche bags" and lookat me weird..

ok posting about this was a bad idea wasnt it.. ok i dare you joke about it.. i dare you..

other than that.. later i got a few more carts of crap to stock.. of course i went overtime again like a bitchboy.. im thinkin these schedules they give us are bullshit.

WORKING AT TARGET IS BITCHWORK!

wow.. first day and they ask me and kuo to work overtime.. dinner at 11:20 is the shit! not too hungry cause I had a snack awhile back, the VISCERAL LINING OF MY STOMACH.

man.. working by myself is gonna be excruciating.. i never knew there was so much to do on the sales floor gd. finding random shit that i have no idea where to put, aisles getting messed up right after you finish them.. my god, at the end i just started hiding merchandise so i could get the hell out of there. and who knew there was an aisle X? i still cant find that motherfucker...

yea definitely a mistake choosing sales floor. if i catch any of you putting merchandise where it doesnt belong imma hunt you down forreal. and dont ask me where they keep the "sart." (after like 10 min, turned out the lady was asking for detergent.. wtf? mexican..) wow and i have some shifts next week starting at 5, 6am...setting up ads.

my god please come visit me and make things better.. preferably with a 6 inch sub... and sprite :) haha jk keep it real, im out