" i dont drink and drive, i drink and ride"
well i had a pretty good weekend tryin to hook beck up with a car kid named scott whos only 16 haha (sorry i didnt know).... and joining the Mburg car club and stumbeling upon Big Chris a friend we havent seen in months! oh that was the being to a crazy night!
things not to do while your drunk....
1) Don’t drink and drive…..
2) Don’t try driving a 5 speed low rider truck (it’s kinda hard)
3) Don’t make a loud entrance in a movie theater ( not very appreciated)
4) Don’t take pictures in the theater (once again not very appreciated)
5) Don’t beat up your friend in the theater because you’ll get it just as bad
6) Don’t make them sticky with objects that were once in your mouth or you’ll become sticky too!
7) Don’t talk about leavening because your friend will come up with some stupid way of doing it
8) Do leave the movie and then go BACK in just to get your crap and then leave again (because the person sitting beside you just might get annoyed)
9) Don’t swerve while driving that’s were they get you
10) Don’t try to go skating (because, well then that’s just really stupid of you!)
11) Don’t …well if I could remember all the crap that we did I’d tell you the rest but I don’t so I’m going to stop here…..
Things to do while your drunk......
1) ….drink and ride
2) Make new friends ( just make there girlfriends mad)
3) If your driving “pick em up”
4) Try new things
5) Stay up as long as possible
6) Make sure you have enough gas money
7) Call everyone in your cell phone (just be careful that’s it’s not there house, and if you wake them up make sure to assure them that on one has died and than talk to them as long as you want)
8) If you are with some one you don’t want around tell them that you leaving and you need to talk them home only to return to the same drinking place
9) Have fun!
10) Once again...if i could remeber i would tell you.....
so a night of drinking turned into one big adventure just like it always does....come on people you know how we do!
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