Things to do when bored- Created by moi and company
1) Buy a plane ticket to New York or DC, wrap a towel around your head, and chant random words, including "Allah" occasionly
2) Go into a crowded department store, sit in a corner, and anytime when someone gets within a hundred feet of you, get up and run towards them with a plastic knife or water gun (spray painted appropiate colors)
3) Walk onto a crowded street corner and start yelling "GNOMES!"
4) Bring an orange with you on the elevator and rub it and coo to it like a baby...and when someone looks at it cover it up wildly and shout things at them that sounds like its in a forgein language
5) Skip everywhere you go, and when someone looks at you funny, try and make them skip with you, and when they don't, start screaming random things at them, like "POTATOS!" or "JINGLE BELLS!"
6) Talk to your self, while dressed up as a geezer, asking "Where's my robert?" and scream at inattament objects every once in a while.
7) Buy a scream mask and go to the mall or a wal-mart.....jump out of the clothing racks at shoppers..or just peek your head out a little bit
8) Go into a shopping mall singing at the top of your lungs a Ac/Dc song, and count the minutes until you get kicked out
9) Dye your hair bright pink and blue and walk into a southern baptist church.
10) Stop reading this. It's stupid and pointless.
Only one animal was hurt in the making of this post....
... but he's better now. | 
