| | I'm Back Beyotches!Its been a long time since I have written in my Xanga blog with my observations of this crazy world. In my previous entry I had indicated that there were some individuals who thought it would be a awesome to stalk me. Never you mind that a normal person would think, "Gee, I read Caroline's MySpace page and she said she was into 'stalking.'" I don't recall putting "stalking" as any of my interests, hobbies, goals, cravings, nor gift lists. Thanks but no thanks, this is not how this Sheela rolls.
Since stalking is unavoidable thing for some people, I thought I would give some advice to the crazies out there. First, no woman should be stalked, it isn't charming. When we say we are not interested, that means one of the following:
A) Please go back to your parent's basement and revive your "Monkee's" Cover Band
B) You make me want to be gay (not that there is anything wrong with that)
C) Didn't I see you on "Dateline NBC's - To Catch A Predator?"
D) I will not be your Sam to your Frodo in your "Lord of the Rings" role playing game
E) "Crazies" is not the language of lovers
Thanks for all of your support for my Xanga blog. Expect more entries from me on all the things that piss me off!
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| | Posted 3/9/2007 10:17 AM - 7 comments
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