Absolutely no jocking. Place in custom header. Made by Katie from VintageLays.

<div align=right><STYLE type="text/css"> /* Barbie by VintageLays */ body { background-color:ffffff; background-image:url(http://www.1668homeguide.com/barbie_8.jpg); background-repeat:no-repeat; background-position:bottom left; background-attachment:fixed; scrollbar-arrow-color:ff8080; scrollbar-track-color:#FF0080; scrollbar-shadow-color:FF0080; scrollbar-face-color:white; scrollbar-highlight-color:black; scrollbar-darkshadow-color:FF0080; scrollbar-3dlight-color:black; } .left, .blogbody, table.footer, .standard, td, p { /* edits main text */ font:normal 11px arial; line-height:11px; text-transform:none; color:black; letter-spacing:0px; text-align:left; } .blogbody b, .standard b, p b, strong { /* edits bolded text in your entry */ font-weight:normal; color:000000; background-color:transp; font-family:verdana; text-transform:uppercase; } table.footer TD { /* this makes the footer at the bottom centered */ /* leave it alone unless you know what to do*/ text-align: center; } div.blogheader, .caption { /* edits the dates */ font-family:verdana; text-transform:lowercase; background-color:FF0080; font-size:11px; font-weight:normal; line-height:15px; letter-spacing:1px; color:black; text-align:center; padding: 3px; width: 300px; border:5px solid black; border-bottom:0px; } a:link, .footernav.link, a.footernav:link, a.footernav:active { /* edits all links */ color:black; font:bold 11px verdana; text-transform:uppercase; line-height:11px; text-decoration: none; text-spacing:0px; background-color:white; border-bottom:1px solid #FF0080; } a:visited, a.footernav:visited, { /* edits the links that the user has visited */ color:black; font:bold 11px verdana; text-transform:uppercase; line-height:11px; text-decoration: none; text-spacing:0px; background-color:white; border-bottom:1px solid #FF0080; } a:hover { /* edits when user mouseovers the links */ font:bold 11px verdana; text-transform:uppercase; cursor: nw-resize; color:white; background-color:ffffff; border-bottom:2px solid #000000; border-top:2px solid #000000; line-height:8px; letter-spacing:0px; } input, select, textarea, iframe.htmleditor, .textfield, .button { /* this edits the buttons, dropdowns, etc. */ border:2px solid #FF0080; font:normal 11px verdana; text-transform:uppercase; line-height:10px; background-color:white; letter-spacing:0px; color:black; } table.blogbody { /* this edits the other the place where the blog is */ border:5px solid black; width: 300px; background-color:white; background-image:url(); } table.left { /* this edits the menu module */ border:5px solid black; width: 190px; background-color:#000000; text-align:left; } table.left th { /* on your menu module, this edits the title part of it */ /* like BLOGRINGS, POSTING CALENDAR, etc */ background-image: url(); background-repeat:repeat; background-color:FF0080; font:normal 11px verdana; text-transform:uppercase; text-align:center; color:black; border:3px solid #FF0080; letter-spacing:-1px; line-height:10px; } table.left TD { /* on your menu module, this edits the body part of it */ font:normal 11px verdana; text-transform:none; color:black; text-align:left; LINE-HEIGHT:11PX; width: 190px; background-color:white; background-image:url(); border:3px solid #ff0080; } table.search TD, table.search, table.announcements { /* border of search bar (if you have it) */ background-color:white; border:5px solid black; } table.search TD, table.announcements TH { /* this should be left alone */ /* unless you know what to do */ border:0px dashed #FF0080; } table.navigation, table.main, table.footer { /* the width of your blog with modules */ width: 480px; } hr { /* horizontal divider */ border: 1px solid #FF0080; } </style> <DIV style="border:0px solid black; background-color:transparent; width:500px"> <font style="font-family:arial;font-size:32px;font-weight:bold;letter-spacing:-3px; line-height:25px;color:#FF0080;">i wish i was a barbie princess;;<br> then i could have an expensive house,<br>a handsome prince, and fake boobs <br></font></font style></font color><br><br><A href="http://www.xanga.com/ VintageLays"> VintageLays</font></A><br></div> <!-- begin code provided by createblog.com --> <style type=text/css><!-- body{border-top:black 0px solid;border-bottom:black 0px solid;border-right:black 0px solid;border-left:black 0px solid} //--></style> <!-- end code provided by createblog.com -->